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I like dogs, gaming, & reading. I don't like jerks. / Be kind anyway. / @ADVANCEDgg affiliate // header by @Ohlac3D

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Joined March 2007
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A thread of all my parodies: Foil - A Destiny Parody (Royals) youtube.com/watch?v=Rw2hYU4e…
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not to be dramatic, but we are surprisingly low on poetry submissions and would very much like to remedy this situation. poets, where are you?🔎 help us spread the word!🗣️
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Why ARE there 2 guys in Bomb 1?
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Replying to @Pokemon
can you add a chair to dump all the outfits on
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🚨 CANADIANS, WE NEED YOU 🇨🇦 A new petition seeks government support to save BioWare At 500 signatures, it can reach Parliament, where the government MUST respond! 🇨🇦 Canadian citizens and residents only. 📩 Confirm email to count! ✍️ ourcommons.ca/petitions/en/P… #SaveMassEffect
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things I've heard You Can See Everything called while working at the box office: - You Can't Say Anything - You Can See Anything - You Haven't Seen Everything - Now You See Everything - Now You See Me - Crazy Lady Documentary
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I'm losing my mind over the lack of reading comprehension from other adults. I'm about to scream. If someone cannot even mentally process a county's firework code when someone else is breaking it down for them, I'm not sure what else can help. And these people vote. What?
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Holy crap, the person that cannot read and understand a legal document is ON MY CITY COUNCIL. How can you hold any elected office if you are incapable of understanding written laws?! How?! I'm so disappointed.
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This is outstanding
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The Dreadnaught is filled with pumpkins. Do not be afraid; staunch them at their source! 🎃 More photos of the carving process in the comments. Happy Halloween guardians! 👻 Lemonade#9739 #Destiny2Art #AOTW @Destiny2Team @DestinyTheGame @A_dmg04 @S14deane @BrunoLouviers
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We need a “Not interested, this is AI” button or a proper AI blocker. The algorithm needs to understand how badly most people don’t want to see AI generated content
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Raise your hands if you support that google should bring back the non-AI version of Google. Like no AI summary, no AI overview, no AI to read the internet, like we want Google to show the actual results.
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I don't know about you But I'm feeling 42
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Come celebrate an early birthday since there's no way I'm going nuts on a Monday night! twitch.tv/lucent_beam
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Today, the calendar makes a right triangle, for the last time this century. This Saturday is October 24, 2026. Write it as 10/24/26 or 24/10/26, and the same beautiful relationship appears: 10² + 24² = 26² 100 + 576 = 676 But here’s what makes today special. There are infinitely many Pythagorean triples. Only a handful fit our calendar. Using the rule month² + day² = (last two digits of the year)², the month cannot exceed 12, and the day cannot exceed 31. Those small limits leave exactly 12 qualifying dates in this century. Today is the last. The next will be March 4, 2105: 3² + 4² = 5² That is a wait of more than 78 years. An infinite family of triangles. Just twelve appearances on a century’s calendar. Happy Pythagorean Triple Day.
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tomorrow is the last ever Pythagorean theorem day that we will ever get to experience. There’s only ever been 12 of them ever in our lifetime. And they will never be one ever again. How fun!🙂
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Drake to my left, Chloe to my right , Finn in the a blanket. A perfect autumn Saturday morning.
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Well, Teddy Baker had a built in last name. But Chloe and Finn are out of luck on not being generic. Drake, Holly, and CJ (Colby Jack) get to be unique. Chloe gets a double dose of generic because we call her Coco sometimes.
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The kiss of true love. Only slightly rejected.
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