l*ke

goatee trimmings take up so much of my week

Mallory visiting Salem in the 1700s should have been a whole seperate, few episodes long storyline #AHS13

The stakes this season lacked severely when compared with Apocalypse, it kept its crown as best crossover season (not that it was hard) #AHS13

I am so not looking forward to watching Philip try and have an interview #BBUK

Why on earth would you make Fiona Goode and Constance Langdon twin sisters fathered by Sister Jude and SATAN if it had no impact on the plot whatsoever. #AHS13

just watched the finale of #AHS13 and wow, by far the worst season of the show, how do you fumble that bad

:Ddd

small thing but the titles of the episodes are so fucking cool #VisionQuest

The big brother reunion this year is going to be absolutely catastrophic, I’m low-key more excited for that than the final #BBUK

I know she’s a houseguest but can we make Tiffany win? #BBUK

No bc low-key the last couple of weeks he’s been lookin… #BBUK

TRIPLE HER FEE ALREADY #BBUK

Rochelle learned Tiffany was a big deal and knew not to pick a fight… fair play #BBUK

MALE PATTERNED BALDNESS HAHAHA #BBUK

kind of not a fan of how shes just informing them of public opinion… I really wanted Philip to be shocked by the boos on Friday #BBUK

I fucking adore Sam I want him to win so bad #BBUK

Not getting rid of Rochelle in this eviction is handing her the win btw #BBUK

Oh Philip this cockiness is SO out of touch with public perception of you I cannot WAIT to see the realisation on his face Friday #BBUK

Philip and Rochelle to go btw, purely for the fact that they’re so confident theyre untouchable this eviction, Rihanna has no chance of winning it’s a wasted vote #BBUK

Finally catching up on episodes 11 and 12 of #AHS13, and what do you EVEN mean “careful, I’m currently vibrating at my cuntiest frequency” is a thing Madison Montgomery just actually said, and don’t even get me started on the twins situation of it all, abysmal, genuinely abysmal.