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I just wanted to share this video of my little brother living in the pillow fort he made it truly is a masterpiece
After everything we've been through I can't believe we haven't survived ONE Heated Rivalry Halloween yet...it's just been brewing under the surface all this time like a volcano ready to destroy a small unsuspecting Italian village
I once stayed at an Airbnb that made me bake a loaf of bread from scratch for the next guest before I left
One cool thing about me is that I own eighteen cups but I actually only need one cup to drink a cup of water
A roll of paper towel hates to see me coming with damp hands, limp wrists, and a glazed look over my eyes
This year we are doing no secrets November, truth only. You think your friend's kid is ugly? Tell them.
Took a B12 vitamin this morning in hopes it not only solves all of the issues I currently have internally but but also globally, reaching people in all corners of the world
I started watching The Americans and sometimes the sexual tension between the two leads is so strong I pause it and look around my empty room because I feel like I’m interrupting something I shouldn’t be witnessing
I asked my boyfriend if he likes Sissy Spacek and he replied "I've heard of it but I don't know exactly what that is"
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Paul Revere’s wife spreading the word that the British were coming on foot because they only owned one horse
A piece of whole grain toast and a cup of coffee for breakfast next to an open window with a chilly breeze...I am Little Womening today
Is it gay to dream all day about finding the perfect sized bowl for the entrance of my home so I can put keys and stuff in it
Mom didn't answer when I called to tell her to watch Julianne Moore's architectural digest tour now i'm sitting alone in my house thinking about how small my life is
I love going into furniture and touching scratchy $450 blanket thats only big enough to cover your knees