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Luke Cotterill

@lukecotty

Councillor for Old Warley. Amateur Golfer. Cricket Bore. Wannabe Ted Lasso. Get in touch at [email protected]

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Joined February 2024
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Really gutted to wake up this morning hearing the news about @dannykellywords really sad. One of sports best broadcasters and seemed just a really nice man. Tributes confirm all of that. RIP Danny
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Been saying it since early 2024 - Why no Jack Leach!? Best English spinner in the County Championship for the last 2 years and seeing how Simon Harmer performed against Aus just makes his case for selection even stronger. Mind boggling
England Cricket (@englandcricket) profile pictureEngland Cricket
@englandcricketNov 9
We have announced our Test squad to face South Africa 📋 Full squad 👉 ms.spr.ly/6013aCDFT
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Well who’d have thought
Test Match Special (@bbctms) profile pictureTest Match Special
@bbctmsNov 6
"It was all of us” Usman Khawaja has claimed the entire Australia team knew about the use of sandpaper to tamper with the ball in the 2018 series with South Africa. #bbccricket bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/arti…
Sandpapergate: Usman Khawaja claims whole Australia team knew about use of sandpaper to tamper with...

Sandpapergate: Usman Khawaja claims whole Australia team knew about use of sandpaper to tamper with...

Usman Khawaja claims the entire Australia team knew about the use of sandpaper to tamper with the ball in the final Test of their 2018 series with South Africa.

bbc.co.uk
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Just finished, again brilliant TV. 3 lunatics, 3 geniuses. Gordon is exactly the same, MPW seems a bit disingenuous, embarrassed etc. can’t work him out. Heston seems a thoroughly lovely and decent man
Luke Cotterill (@lukecotty) profile pictureLuke Cotterill@lukecottyNov 6
Second episode done. Bit more of Heston which was good but still not really sure how he fits in. Can’t wait to watch the last one tonight
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Second episode done. Bit more of Heston which was good but still not really sure how he fits in. Can’t wait to watch the last one tonight
Luke Cotterill (@lukecotty) profile pictureLuke Cotterill@lukecottyNov 6
Just watched the first episode of #RiseOfTheRockStarChef and I’m hooked already. Brilliant bit of telly. Hopefully see more of Heston in the next two but so far it’s excellent
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Just watched the first episode of #RiseOfTheRockStarChef and I’m hooked already. Brilliant bit of telly. Hopefully see more of Heston in the next two but so far it’s excellent
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😂😂😂
James (@jameztv_) profile pictureJames@jameztv_Nov 1
This is some of the best commentary from Pollock. Class of his own!
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The best thing about this tweet is that seems to have united England and Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Conley (@Conley76) profile pictureConley@Conley76Oct 30
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA The most popular beer in Scotland is a 4% abv pale lager. Less alcohol than a miller lite or a white claw. You would literally fucking die if you tried to drink with an average Midwesterner
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Spot on. I briefly played with and against some ex-pros and it was another level, even when they were in their 40s. That’s why I’m never having someone in a pub call a professional footballer shit. League 2 players would run rings round some of the best Sat/Sunday league players
Marc White Fixes Football (@MWFixesFootball) profile pictureMarc White Fixes Football@MWFixesFootballOct 29
Just how good are Premier League players? Better than you think... Watch the full episode on the Marc White Fixes Football YouTube channel now 📺 Ad | Brought to you by OLBG Prizes @OLBG | @DorkingWDRS | @Tgarratt10 | @bunch_amateurs
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Luke Cotterill retweeted
Tom Gordon MP (@tomgordonLD) profile picture
Tom Gordon MP
@tomgordonLDOct 28
The idea that Farage couldn't attend the Budget because his prayer card was moved is the latest eye-rollingly predictable attempt at grievance politics. I didn't put a prayer card in. I turned up just before prayers and there were loads of spaces. Farage, as far as I could tell, didn't turn up to prayers to guarantee a seat. A pretty poor and easy-to-disprove excuse for not turning up to actually do his job.
The Telegraph (@Telegraph) profile pictureThe Telegraph
@TelegraphOct 28
Nigel Farage was unable to attend the Budget in the Commons because his seat reservation was removed, The Telegraph understands. The Reform UK leader’s prayer card — a green slip of paper that backbench MPs put on a spot on the green benches to reserve their seat — was moved after it was placed this morning. 🔗 telegraph.co.uk/business/202…
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Farage's prayer card lacked a valid date stamp and was removed per House of Commons protocol. MPs confirm seats were available and he did not attend prayers. mirror.co.uk/news/politics/… x.com/hope_sapphire/…
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Clearly just taking the piss now
Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
@PolitlcsUKOct 28
🚨 WATCH: Nigel Farage says he didn't attend the Budget in Parliament to "avoid a physical altercation" "Given my prayer card [to reserve a seat] was removed, I was heading towards another physical altercation... being a quiet, shy and modest person, I decided against it"
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Luke Cotterill retweeted
Harry Kane (@HKane) profile picture
Harry Kane
@HKaneOct 26
Wow. 🏆
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HLTCO (@HLTCO) profile pictureHLTCO
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I had always assumed that Harry Kane wouldn’t get near the Ballon d’Or because he lacked the PR to beat the superstars that he was up against. His numbers, longevity and overall game are so deserving of it. Top man. 🫡
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Really pleased to see this morning that Harry Kane has won the Ballon d’or. Still hard to believe an Englishman, the England Captain, has won it 👏
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Farage got £1.5m for himself to eat a pig's penis on I'm a Celebrity. Burnham went on Gogglebox to raise money and awareness of cancer. If you really care, donate here: standuptocancer.org.uk/
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Harry Brook that is superb. Some player he is
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Probably their best ever bowler and still one of their better players in a poor team last season. Baffling decision
Times Sport (@TimesSport) profile pictureTimes Sport
@TimesSportOct 21
🔺EXCLUSIVE: No new Lancashire deal for Anderson, 44 @athersmike ⬇️ thetimes.com/sport/cricket/a…
James Anderson expected to retire after not getting new Lancashire deal

James Anderson expected to retire after not getting new Lancashire deal

England great likely to continue with media work and Tailenders podcast, as well as other business ventures and has not ruled out going into coaching

thetimes.com
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Feel like I’m actually drowning in work at the minute 😩 This holiday can’t come quick enough
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You know you’ve got loads of work to do when you dream about all the emails you’ve got to send and wake up writing them out in your head 😂😂
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So sad to see that Mark Allen interview. I hope he can get the help he needs and the snooker authorities really round him
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