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Lucia

@lumueller

an incredible voice. such a beautiful voice.

 Texas
Joined March 2009
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don’t push me i swear to god i will cancel culture
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the power dynamic in my relationship with Jesus Christ is really fucked up
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these are great tweets
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No one: Absolutely no one: Came to my birthday party
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Replying to @mitskileaks @geekylonglegs
If you can't afford a baby, simply create a rival product to compete with babies on the open market
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I do not know when I will delete Twitter but I will log out right now
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going viral today when you see how fast i parked this #bigrig
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Can’t wait to use this gold! them: “I really want to know what makes you tick.” me: “I really want to know what makes you talk.” (!!!!)
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the power dynamic in my relationship with Jesus Christ is really fucked up
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Mira @rhoygboose. Ya empece #deathsend gueiiiiii. Te yamo 🧚‍♂️
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The one in which I play both an angel and a huge fan of Charles Manson. Bless @follickacid & @stephpipes.
Comedy Cake 🍰 (@ComedyCake) profile pictureComedy Cake 🍰@ComedyCake26 Sep 2018
Quick Dish NY: 10.5 @thepitnyc It's CONFERENCE ROOM 104 Sketch Show #startup #comedy #wework comedycake.com/archives/6234…
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earning his “wtf is existence” merit badge
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another jackass cat spreading
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Can’t believe they let that jerk off
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A milli a milli a milli a milli milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli anyway those are my favorite lyrics
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THIS WEDNESDAY! A variety comedy show in Brooklyn with the funniest around: @UsamaBinLaughin @ginnyhogan_ @MollyGreenGiant @matthistory @LernerJam @mayyoke @nmallinar @lrancesfi @messmenderson
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just received the first robo-call that has truly upset me. It said the following words and hung up: “you’re never too old to set a new goal or dream a new dream”
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I wrote a piece for @mcsweeneys about how unlimited vacation days are toooooootally not a trap! Please enjoy! mcsweeneys.net/articles/were…
We’re Offering Unlimited Vacation In a Totally Chill, Non-Guilt-Inducing Way!

We’re Offering Unlimited Vacation In a Totally Chill, Non-Guilt-Inducing Way!

“We don’t necessarily have a minimum number of days we want you to take off, but we certainly have an arbitrarily-chosen never-verbally-said number of maximu...

mcsweeneys.net
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