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freelance broadcast audio engineer - huur mij in! https://nitter.cf/t.co/trvBWP5V1z ik kan aan mijn eigen elleboog likken priv: @vanderpuuk

Utrecht • hij/hem
Joined June 2008
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Vet, vandaag een rondleiding gehad in de nieuwe NOS Journaal studio
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being really good with computers is an absolutely incredible skill because it lets you make your own life unnecessarily complicated in ways normal people could never imagine
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kk prutsers @SewanGroupe we zitten al sinds 2:00 vannacht zonder internet en ze hebben de cause nog niet eens gevonden sewan-noc.nl/2026/10/31/vers…
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If she thinks you’re boring it’s over ✌️
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This is so poetic. The cure to ADHD is in this flowchart but unfortunately none of us will read it
Replying to @Alexiabobadill1
I found this flow chart on tumblr, haven't tried it for anything big yet myself but it could help?
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extraño estar de novio y hacer todas esas cosas románticas como apagarle su brillo, arruinarle la vida, hacerla llorar el día de su cumpleaños, alejarla de sus amigos, manipularla, mentirle, ocultarle cosas y nada cosas así
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don’t worry babe that’s just my emotional support guy who hits on me
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La diablita que te comiste en Halloween que no te vas a volver a cruzar en tu vida
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen an IG sketch this dense with jokes
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I try not to make posts like this but I have to stand up for the truth. People keep saying this woman is ugly. What are they talking about? She is very hot. Incredible face structure, very charismatic, super werido. I get why a guy would give it all up for her.
Obviously i can handle you-H3H3 to Tamara, Then Tamara gives him an All knowing side eyed, like a lover would....crazy how you say and do all this shit infront of hila, also this was before the cat and the Hat clips, which i will be posting! Thanks to the New 100 followers!
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he is 1000% correct in this situation even if he is an incel. like if it makes you feel bad to kill animals stop doing it but dont get mad just because someone points out that youre a hypocrite
This is high art btw. Art should make you feel something.
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*paws at you* let’s smoke *paws at you* let’s smoke *paws at you* let’s smoke *paws at you* let’s smoke *paws at you* let’s smoke *paws at you* let’s smoke *paws at you* let’s smoke *paws at you* let’s smoke
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The current Apple Music is fine, but it leaves a lot left to be desired. What if Apple Music could do a whole lot more. 👀 Would you use this?
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Going through my bookmarks. Delightful
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Got 7 laugh reacts for a message on Teams that should've been reported to the HR department
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Bro my face cheeks hurt from laughing every time I watch this lmfao
I've been getting some funny ass reels lately
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The shared video is a promotional advertisement for Shuffle, a crypto casino. It shows the Shuffle app in a prank skit without clear disclosure of being an ad. instagram.com/reel/DduwsLcxs… ftc.gov/business-guida… help.x.com/en/rules-and-p…
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Life before this tweet was posted in 2022
today we launched ChatGPT. try talking with it here: chat.openai.com
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El 31 despidiendome de la trola disfrazada de conejita con la que estuve toda la noche (Me tengo que ir a dormir a lo de mi novia)
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She was "chill" because her IQ is 75 and she doesn't understand what's going on around her. She's barely sentient. Lifeless eyes.
Hila Klein represents the tragic ending of the "millennial cool girl" - she was always far too chill, tolerating too much and acquiescing to his brash and careless behavior. This laxity and impunity compounds over time and leads to the logical conclusion of permitting betrayal, precisely because there were never any consequences for his disrespect. His betrayal is in no way her fault, but there's a lesson to be learned here.
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