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Patient Zero for Havana Syndrome Writer on SNL/The Simpsons/Spongebob Squarepants (2009-2014) @CouchImprov | @Podghast | @HmmChoice | @TheGarfiles

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Joined December 2011
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My boss is off today "in agony" from gout. I made this to cheer him up, but I'm too scared to actually send it to him, because he can fire me.
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Josh Billinson
@jbillinsonNov 2
Republicans: [one day out from a possible midterms wipeout] The president: Have you ever noticed I look like Elvis
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I think James Acaster having a breakdown on telly over nothing is weird, not brave. Because of that, I will be cancelled.
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As an Atheist I call him "Zilla"
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Lula com 155 anos se preparando para vencer a filha mais nova de bolsonaro
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Isaac@isaacturnersongOct 23
I can't take it anymore!!!!! *lives a full life*
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Adam Gilbert@AdamGilbert__Oct 24
I’m Doctor Samuel Loomis. I have a PHD in neuroscience and I’ve worked with mental patients for 20 years. You have a demon in your town. he’s the fucking devil.
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aer2 (@aer21598794) profile pictureaer2@aer21598794Oct 21
Replying to @_The_Wub_
Is Pynchon worth reading
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my empire of dirt@__Niko__04Oct 22
Boss: You're fired Me, pausing mgs2 on the company's computer: why
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Frankie🪆Fey
@frankiefeyOct 20
straight from the smiling friends universe:
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Kaiju Eiga 4K@4k_KaijueigaOct 19
World Premiere For Godzilla Minus One (2023)
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James Cameron
@JimCameronOct 16
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From the 2nd ever production
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Shasti@sh44stiOct 13
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Ivy Groyper@IvyGroyperOct 12
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Rerum Novarum // Intel, Breaking News, and Alerts (@officialrnintel) profile pictureRerum Novarum // Intel, Breaking News, and Alerts
@officialrnintelOct 12
🇾🇪🇸🇦⚡️- Three big booms heard in Riyadh, according to Reuters.
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Sofoets@mosuyanagiOct 6
Big Boss🔥🔥Naked Snake🔥🔥Big Boss🔥🔥Naked Snake🔥🔥Metal Gear Solid 3🔥3🔥3🔥Metal Gear🔥Solid 3🔥🔥Soviet Union🔥Jungle🔥Jungle🔥Shogahood🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️
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Pulp Librarian
@PulpLibrarianOct 5
Postman Pat in Japanese. Very relaxing...
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sarah 💽@SarahStarberryOct 1
oh my god read the vertical axis
Sashi (@sashikantsingh_) profile pictureSashi
@sashikantsingh_Sep 30
Open Al's internal benchmarks show GPT-6.1 Sol crushing Opus 5.5, with Anthropic struggling to keep up
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Ed Sheeran spotted at Celtic Park
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Joe Rogan
@joerogan30 Sep 2013
Replying to @macklemore
@macklemore Come do some porn with me.
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