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Joined October 2009
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Last month's top game: 'Call of Duty: Warzone' (22.1h) Longest session: 4.4h on 'Marvel's Wolverine' 20 games played • 68.6 total hours • Longest Streak: 16 Days gaming.laim.scot/profile
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Captain Autismo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
I could get any 14 year old in Scotland to outdrink the biggest alcoholic in America
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA The most popular beer in Scotland is a 4% abv pale lager. Less alcohol than a miller lite or a white claw. You would literally fucking die if you tried to drink with an average Midwesterner
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Does Sam Altman understand how computers work
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer."
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Captain Autismo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
There it is
Sacha Baron Cohen has said the reason that Ali G 2 has bombed at the Box Office is due to 'anti-semitism' and is part of a wider: "trend of Jews being portrayed in certain ways and trying to be silenced."
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Captain Autismo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
Patrick Stewart couldn't bear to live in a UK without BBW facesitting, and I get it.
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Captain Autismo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
Can one book a stay at gooner camp? That sounds kinda fun, tbh.
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this is why you self host and not rely on other companies #AO3
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Captain Autismo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
Replying to @lyeuhm @scotgov @GOVUK
turn it into your local goon bank
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Captain Autismo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
Replying to @lyeuhm @scotgov @GOVUK
YEGOTTALOICENSEFUHTHAT
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Captain Autismo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
Replying to @lyeuhm @scotgov @GOVUK
They are probably going to have to do a purchase by back like they do with guns.. of course.. 😆 🤣 😂
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Captain Autismo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
Replying to @lyeuhm @scotgov @GOVUK
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every so often someone i haven’t spoken to for years shows up on my fyp on here
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Captain Autismo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
whats the charge? a bbw facesitting? a succulent bbw facesitting??
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replaced my heated blanket with a heated throw and it was an incredibly sexy decision
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I love that they’ve brought the adult -> child pipeline back in South Park, I loved when they did it with Mr Garrison, idk if Randy Marsh is as good tho Been watching S1 again recently on VHS and forgot how good it was
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.@scotgov @GOVUK genuine question, what is the process here if you hypothetically own a large collection of reverse handjob with hand over mouth content that was *legally* purchased before this law was put into place?
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++ @ScotGovFM need an answer to this big man
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I love TMZ sometimes cos it’s either “this person has died”, “this person is a nonce” or “here’s some tits!”
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Captain Autismo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 retweeted
Me on trial for BBW Facesitting
The UK is actually so fucking boring what do you mean you can’t enjoy some face sitting after a succulent chinese meal?
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Funny this coming out after it’s already been proven that their Age Verification stuff is a total failure
🚨 NEW: Ofcom says all adults should have to use their ID to access social media. • Ofcom has recommended four methods for verifying users’ ages ahead of the UK’s ban on social media for under-16s, which is due to come into force in March next year. • The four methods suggested, subject to government approval, are photo ID matching, banking-based checks, live facial age estimation and digital ID. • The regulator noted that verifying the ages of 16 and 17-year-olds is challenging because many do not have credit cards, full driving licences or passports. • Ofcom chief executive Dame Melanie Dawes said the ban can work if firms carry out highly effective age checks, and that the regulator will take action against companies that fail to comply.
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