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Writer, qualified lawyer, unqualified mother. Has ADHD.

London
Joined November 2013
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ADHD math is having 5 mins spare before you have to leave and thinking you can use it to clean the kitchen and mow the grass.
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Virginia Woolf’s note to self / note to all
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This does to Singapore what most Vietnam war films did to Vietnam - relegate a country who suffered through a horrific war into a backdrop for a foreign, white narrative where the only BESEA characters are portrayed as exotically sexual options or nameless aggressors.
An epic new drama following the lives of a British family during the Japanese invasion of Singapore. The Singapore Grip starts 13th September on ITV and @itvhub #AllNewITV @davemorrissey64 @ElizabethTan8 @LukeTreadaway @janehorrocks_ #TheSingaporeGrip
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🚨Look no further for your bank holiday reading! 🚨 Completely propulsive and utterly thrilling The Good Samaritan is a read-in-one-sitting kind of book! Request it now on Netgalley netgal.ly/bz4Nni And pre-order here amzn.to/2XvTd5Q
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It’s a faux pa.
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Just remember that the Eat out to Help Out relief is going to cost the Treasury £500 million pounds apparently. Understand the need to do it. But no real money for a court system that was once the envy of the world? Or “world beating” as they insist on calling everything now.
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My friend ⁦@lyonsness⁩ thought this sign on Brighton pier said ‘Dolphin Orgy’. Which casts the info underneath it in a somewhat different light.... #dolphinorgies
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"We're so proud that the ARMY are making a real impact in the fight against anti-black racism” weareresonate.com/2020/06/bt…
This is the reality for many parent/carers of children with SEND. We have spent 10 hours this week alone working on ‘SEND admin’. 10 hours we could have spent with our children. – at Reading, England
Today I need to write a mandatory reconsideration statement after Betsy was declined mobility assistance. I need to write a 3rd blue badge application after it was rejected. I need to write her EHCP statement. I would love to spend time with Betsy instead of all this.
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Lots of talk over K-pop stans going political on Twitter yet there is a reason why the whole "never have I thought I would stand with K-pop stans" meme was most people's initial reaction. Let me tell you why it was as a reporter who's been covering the scene. (1/14)
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Did you know that when Ella Fitzgerald couldn’t get booked by clubs and TV because she was black, Marilyn Monroe offered to come to a nightclub every night and sit in the front row if they let Ella sing? That’s how you use your privilege for good.
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The Government have ended voting rights of MPs with disabilities who cannot attend Parliament because of covid19. We should be setting an example and allowing anyone who cant attend to vote electronically. Constituents should not be disenfranchised because their MP is shielding.
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Publishers @panmacmillan, @HarperCollinsUK and @bonnierbooks_uk have announced that they will not be sending representatives to this year's @Book_Fair, which was confirmed to be going ahead in October. Read more: bit.ly/2XJ12nM (£)
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So now children with EHCPs will have to return to school with NO protected provision for their SEND. Disgraceful failure in duty of care from the Government nitter.cf/SpcialNdsJungle/status…
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It’s 28 May, and families still don’t know if children and young people with EHC Plans will have a right to the education and health provision in those Plans throughout June...#SEND
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Brutal @FT editorial: ‘The foundation of this UK government is a bunker of close allies surrounded by a lightweight, supine & largely ineffectual cabinet chosen mainly for their loyalty to Mr Johnson. Few show the gravity demanded of a secretary of state’ on.ft.com/2TEjBby
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He went to Barnard Castle, to test his eyes. He went to the Rose Garden, to test his lies. #StayElite
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In quarantine, we're expected to be 1960s and 2020 parents all at once, a nightmare mash-up in the space-time continuum brought to you by a wormhole from hell. My column: nytimes.com/2020/05/24/opini…
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Remind students that doubt is a normal emotional response to a challenge rather than an indication of incompetence. “They should see doubt as a natural and normal sign that they’re on the path towards pursuing something worthwhile.” ow.ly/3frK50zN4AY
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