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Carny turned CGO @WildBillsSoda 🥤 🍺 Franchisee → Franchisor 🧳 Lived on the road through 500+ cons, fairs & fests 🎪 Faith, Family & Fitness 🙏

New York, USA
Joined October 2014
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Now you tell me who won I see them They run
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baby you gotta know that im out here doing what i gotta do for me and you and we eating so biiiitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why da fuck is u trippin?
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Okay, now tell me how this bitch find it in her heart to cross me I had your back since we was little, can’t forget you or forgive you Since we first got together, I know we had some stormy weather But you ain’t make this shit no better Now it’s up and stuck forever
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Michael retweeted
Next year, I will give one of my SpaceX shares to every kid in America. This will be the first of many.
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The 4 P’s: Pokemon Pizza Pop Protein
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Baby lets cut to the truth I promise ima understand And baby I know all ya moves Cause im ya biggest fan And I’ve seen all your videos Watching em over and over again
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I vote yes, death penalty, yes
🚨BREAKING: State prosecutors are officially seeking the death penalty for all eight individuals charged in the utterly sickening, barbaric torture and execution of a 20-year-old mother in Birmingham. The harrowing ordeal began when Mahogany Jackson was taken captive, handcuffed, stripped, and subjected to hours of unimaginable abuse that the monsters filmed on video. Early in the morning on February 25, Jackson managed to text frantic family members to let them know she was being held hostage. Chilling footage later revealed her being stomped on, spit on, dragged by her hair naked toward a car trunk, and forced to perform sex acts at gunpoint. She was ultimately executed with a gunshot wound to the back of the head, and her body was dumped at an illegal site known locally as "Dead Man's Road". A total of eight suspects—Giovonnie Clapp, Blair Green, Teja Lewis, Si'Niya McCall, Airana Robinson, along with Brandon Pope, Francis Harris, and Jeremiah McDowell—were arrested and ultimately indicted on capital murder, kidnapping, and sodomy charges. Described by veteran investigators as one of the most gruesome and depraved cases they have ever encountered, prosecutors are moving forward with absolute zero mercy. DEATH PENALTY FOR ALL OF THEM.
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SpaceX option package for new Tesla Roadster will include ~10 small rocket thrusters arranged seamlessly around car. These rocket engines dramatically improve acceleration, top speed, braking & cornering. Maybe they will even allow a Tesla to fly …
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It’s safe to say I been this way since I was 18
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I gave you all of me For none of you Something that I don’t ever do
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May your neighbors respect you Trouble neglect you Angels protect you And heaven accept you
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Idols become rivals
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Michael retweeted
"u attract what u fear" oh nooo a healthy & wealthy future ahhhh so scaryyyy
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Does anyone at @NY_Comic_Con have one of the Pokédex devices from the late 90s / early 2000s? 👀
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Pulled this out of a Prismatic Evolutions pack at @NY_Comic_Con yesterday 😊
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bought one of these cause wtf is French fry style crust pizza 🍕
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I have to convince more retailers to let me do this with root beer / orange cream in the ice cream aisle @WildBillsSoda
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“yassified” lox at Stop & Shop
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Someone that likes and retweets $3.943 BOOOM Thank you X!! That’s fucking huge for me Yapping
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