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Emily

@m___net

She/it, 31, gay for @radia__l, ghostwriter for @casserole_txt. You'll like me.

 Perth, Western Australia
Joined June 2011
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she told me she has a size kink and i said im sorry im so fucking sorry
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Orbis@_heral_fog12h
RAM too expensive so they're hiring dudes sit next to computer and remember things
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women are scared of putting a bag over my head during sex "oh no what if i kill you" thats the whole point idiot
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lilly@smokyprogg21h
searched "texas" on twitter and it's all naked trans women
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@schizohustlerNov 3
i’ve been doing this thing called beer on an empty stomach where i have a beer on an empty stomach and then start texting every woman i’ve ever met
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hearing the words 'mannequin pussy' and drooling so much we forget to grab tickets
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springsteen: at night i wake up with the sheets soaking wet and a freight train running through the middle of my head 4 year old me in my thomas the tank engine phase: it's like he knows me
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#IDontWannaKnow #KeepMeOutOfTheLoop #DoNotInformMe #NotInterestedInKnowing #IgnorancelsBliss #UninvolveMelmmediately
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Anime called "I Got Killed In Another World And Reincarnated As A Transgender Woman Who Cannot Stop Kissing Cute Transgender Women" starring me
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call me the patent office the way i wanna trade marks
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“would you fuck your clone” i do it every day its called jerking off
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redbull gives you a half-chub
🤝 Paid partnership
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binah@failmoderOct 31
yall sleeping on stocks porn
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현재 삼전 차트 << 미소녀 팔뚝 그리는 중이라 지금사면 좆된다는거임 팔꿈치에서 사세요
Image from 릴아가 (@lil_ahga)
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Liste@endlisteOct 31
I've been getting into bed lately
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@ratlimit
@ratlimitOct 30
There is no such thing as “bad at sex”. If you want to make love to someone for who they are, then whichever way their naked body meets yours will be enough. If it disappoints you, then you actually view the person as just a vessel for your fantasy. In which case YOU are bad at sex.
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I’ve sat through noise performances you wouldn’t even consider leaving the house for
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Skeleton Friend: On Halloween I can go out as myself and not get strange looks but then November comes around and I'm back to being an outcast Me *hiding two drum sticks behind my back because I was about to play a solo on his rib cage*: I reject bigotry in all its forms
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Being horny as a trans lesbian will make you feel like a danger to society
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“whoa, southern diner waitress, what are you doing down there??”
Image from demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon)
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Crunchwrap supreme
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Thinking about things like "notary public," "body politic," phrases where English puts the modifier after the noun like a Romance language. There must be some other examples
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