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so fucking fly

17| planet mgk
Joined September 2023
ai photos of people kissing makes me want to exit the internet forever
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I’m so curious is this like an actual text he sent? Did he send it just for the cover? like what’s the context
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because every time I see it I imagine like a thick valley girl accent
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3 abt the devil from hell and one about kells and Halsey !
Apparently Twitter can now sort your posts by popularity. What were some of your best posts on this hellsite?
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Hunter Schafer on the $1 bill Mamdani on the $5 bill Lady gaga on the $10 bill Rupaul on the $50 bill Miss Rachel on the $100 bill
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I wish I could go on my grad night trip sigh
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sorry guys I’m just emo
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Holy fuck I fell for ai what the fuck
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slim I got YouTube premium go live
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like I promise u u disliking the meal isn’t my fault but im Sorry anyways
please stop getting mad at your waitress for every inconvenience then stiffing them of a tip
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please stop getting mad at your waitress for every inconvenience then stiffing them of a tip
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I love Kells, but you guys have GOT to calm down. He posted a bandage on his head. IT ISN’T THAT DEEP. YOU WILL BE OKAY. Knowing him, he lit a fart on fire and it singed his hair.
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julesie 🦇 retweeted
55 PRONOUNS 55 ABORTIONS 55 TRANSITIONS
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how living in California right now feels
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Average California proposition DIARRHEA FOREVER? 54.3% YES ✅ 45.7% NO
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y’all think there’s a duffel because I’m not sure @kingslayerkells
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julesie 🦇 retweeted
mgk and Dakota Johnson 😭❤️
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