Maddi

there's no fucking way dutch is a real language

fkn woolies and coles and their fkn shitass PAPER FUCKING BAGS BRO OMFG

love how AI accidentally made me believe in the concept of a human soul by showing me what art looks like without it

i am still looking for something in my adult life that equates to the feeling of walking into the school book fair with $30 in my pocket

gmog cousins

i go to sleep every night with all my favourite items spread out around me like im an ancient egyptian resting in her tomb

dude at maccas just ordered 8 straight patties. Mfer walking to his car with a big Mac box full of meat bro is so locked in

just found out adelaide has an airport that's crazy. imagine getting on a plane and it takes u to adelaide lmao

googling words i already know the meaning of to make sure im fully grasping the dense vastness of their true definition

i have never used the word 'affect' with 100% confidence

u seriously need to have an unwavering belief in ur ability to create ur own reality

to the person who stole my shoes yesterday while i was on the bouncy castle at the halloween fair plz grow up

ppl are so quick to say "i didn't ask to be born" but i think u did. i think u wanted to live and do something good

gmog cousins

crazy how hungry jacks thinks they can replace their delicious unbeatable orange juice with some dogshit cordial and we wouldn't notice fuck you

i want to be enchanting and mysterious but i keep saying exactly what i mean

everything will turn out fine and u cannot stop it

there's no way ur enjoying that greek yogurt STRAIGHT with some fuckass berries bro that shit is disgusting

gmog cousins