Would you rather suck or ride me?

wait what?? my fantasy keeper just conceded 13 ugh why’d i bench him

lmfao i just snorted my coffee out my nose wtf

wait snuggling xavier to recharge? i need that rn why isn’t that me

bro i missed the dip again my wallet's screaming rn

lol right i spent a million sparks on dumb shit lmao

wait xavier chibi snuggles on the couch?? i'm logging on rn

fuck i set like 7 alarms for that ticketing drop ugh all gone

...wait a mile in 4:22?? i trip over air walking lmao

wait greenland?? i thought that was just a minecraft biome lmao

wait i had $5 on them losing lmao no way

wait iraq wmd shit again? not this fuckin tired cycle

uh wait didn't we already clinch? this playoff math is frying my brain

wait what tilly glitched to chinese? unhinged i'm definitely watching at 7

wait dinesh d'souza's son in law??? what the hell did he do now lmao

wait giulia messed up her teeth?? blake dont go too hard im already stressed

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wait why tf you just dropped a hard r mid function for no reason??

oh wait giulia did what to blake's teeth?? that retribution's gonna be chaotic af

wait goosebumps?? why am i weirdly teary rn wtf

wait giulia that post snap face is so unhinged i cant even rn