@maedottxt

all experience ever does is confirm my doubts

 New Jersey, USA
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Joined January 2014
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I thought it meant you were uncircumcised
dani 𓆝 ⋆. (-4/6)@g0th0rexic
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remember when sweater weather used to mean you were bisexual
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laura@urgoregff
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he's so me i love him
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being completely and utterly obsessed with someone 4 years younger than you when you’re a woman in your 30s is so embarrassing
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he’s Italian and from Staten Island and I have always sworn off that specific brand of man but but but please don’t be a republican 🀞🏻
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update:
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spencer@tanosully
Sep 21
star wars:
David Keyes
@DavidMKeyes
Sep 12
We should rebuild the Twin Towers twice as tall.
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ObtainerOfRareAntiquities
@ObtainerOf
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Big news
cat of the day
@catoftoday
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Baby caracal mimicking its mom with a "sympathy yawn" πŸ₯± β™₯️
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the blevinator@blevinating
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beef strokinoff πŸ¦„@uhh_luc
Sep 20
The Beatles
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✨✨Danielle✨✨
@dee_elleea
Sep 21
straight men: orgasm gay men: orgasm lesbians: orgasm straight women: it’s okay honestly, i don’t really need to orgasm. i’m just happy to be here. sex is sex. he tried his best. πŸ₯Ή
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TacticalStNick
@TacticalStNick
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Someone should have cropped the Ohio part out of their tag. I have a feeling this is a mutual.
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james and the giant pigeon@twinkpummeler
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trrrst@irltrrrst
Sep 19
this little boypussy belongs to hitler
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How do I get that day list I want the Sunday one now the now one 😭
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I wish this was not real
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ale ✰ ✰ ✰@4l3yk
Sep 20
te amo gato que estΓ‘ enfadado por ser descubierto
cat of the day
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Robert O'Neill@RobertONeill31
Sep 20
this is the worst thing to ever happen at the pentagon in september
Wrestle Ops
@WrestleOps
Sep 20
Logan Paul was recently at the Pentagon giving a speech to the United States military.
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you can tell how irritated I am because this technically doesn’t even make sense
𝓂𝒢ℯ@maedottxt
Sep 20
The pipeline to me being obsessed with someone to intensely pissed off they’re not showing me the slightest bit of attention has for me on edge
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The pipeline to me being obsessed with someone to intensely pissed off they’re not showing me the slightest bit of attention has for me on edge
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I think I have reached β€œI am disgusted by everyone including but not limited myself”
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WE REALLY GOT ALL THE ITALIAN AMERICANS BRO
Infodex
@infodexx
Sep 19
Most common White ethnicity by U.S. county.
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