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Veronica 🎃👻

@maenadea

Snakes, ladders, stones, letters.

 California
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Joined June 2022
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How to Introduce Your Kids to Classical Music (When You Don’t Know Much About It) Link below.
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Someone left a tiny Jesus homie on the gas pumps.
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The past is a foreign country.
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Wait. I can own an otter?? 🦦
Todd Jones 🦊 (@toddrjones) profile pictureTodd Jones 🦊@toddrjones5h
Tired of the election map? The yellow states are the states where you can legally own an otter.
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Ew. I bet they will hit pharmacies, too. I wonder if morgues are IOT?
Insider (World News) (@InsiderWN) profile pictureInsider (World News)
@InsiderWN2h
#BREAKING: Cyberattack on French blood bank heats samples to 110°C from -30°C.
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The real shocker is that they haven’t succeeded cold storage warehouses, yet, that I’ve seen.
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11yo learned about Lysenko today. She’s horrified.
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“What do you mean he was in charge of the Institute of Genetics, and he didn’t believe in genetics?!”
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I have gotten SO MANY pieces of Vote Latino junk mail, it’s insane. They don’t know I’m not Latino.
nahdudette (@nahdudette) profile picturenahdudette
@nahdudette7h
Saw an old white lady at HEB with a "Vote Latino" canvas bag, and it's about time to finish the whole bottle. #electiondrinkinggame
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Because of the combination of names in our house, I got all the kids vaccination reminders in Spanish, too. Universal Latina Belt.
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Rachel Janfaza (@racheljanfaza) profile picture
Rachel Janfaza
@racheljanfaza12h
Today’s first time voter was:  - Born in 2008  - 8 years old when Trump was first elected  - In middle school when Covid hit
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Out here it's usually more like "our equipment is 50 years old, and the fire station's dalmatian is now blind, please, bro, please, do you want to die in a fire?"
Orin Kerr (@OrinKerr) profile pictureOrin Kerr
@OrinKerr19h
California local ballot initiatives are like, "Should the voters do the right thing and provide for a healthy and happy society, at pretty much no cost and with no downsides at all, by doing wonderful things for everyone? Yes/No"
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We made fun of "you have no idea what's coming" but tbh I didn't see Draco Malfoid coming.
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Oh, no. I hadn’t considered that the useless group project members would suddenly feel emboldened.
stas (@stasreads333) profile picturestas@stasreads333Nov 2
uni group work going so bad we had to create a secret document with the real project because one group member won't stop replacing our work with AI slop
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Lulz.
More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS) profile pictureMore Perfect Union
@MorePerfectUS11h
Google is now threatening America's schools, saying they will turn off their core search functions if schools choose to entirely block AI. nytimes.com/2026/11/03/us/go…
Google Will Turn Off Search for Schools That Reject A.I. (Gift Article)

Google Will Turn Off Search for Schools That Reject A.I. (Gift Article)

Google is making it easier to restrict its A.I. tools for students. But schools that block A.I. entirely will lose student access to Google’s search engine.

nytimes.com
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The best thing about every election day is that the election is finally *over.* Unfortunately, I'm guessing the 2028 campaign will start in like... January.
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Glory Days. Jack and Diane. Boomer stuff. They took aging very badly. Still do.
AdequateEmily (@AdequateEmily) profile pictureAdequateEmily@AdequateEmilyNov 2
It’s really funny how there were multiple movies in 1999 that had the plot “the death of the American Dream is kinda like being a pedophile.” What was that about?
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I do not care what adult celebrities were for Halloween.
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They're still going to scream at you in the park, dude. 🤷‍♀️
Senator Scott Wiener (@Scott_Wiener) profile pictureSenator Scott Wiener@Scott_WienerNov 1
Our country is teetering on the brink of fascism, and we need all hands on deck to fight for our democracy. Abdul El-Sayed’s candidacy is a key part of that fight. I stand with him, as should every person who cares about our freedom and our future.
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My very favorite version of this is when they get mad about our distinction between chicken burgers and chicken sandwiches. Like, you want to mock us for loving burgers, then mock us for actually being particular about burger details?
ᏩᎶᏏ🐸 Europe is a peninsula of the Asian continent (@no1cahokiasimp) profile pictureᏩᎶᏏ🐸 Europe is a peninsula of the Asian continent@no1cahokiasimpNov 2
It continues to amaze me that people don’t get that a country with 300 million people has its own set of culinary histories and traditions.
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We did Mavis Beacon on IBMs in 5th grade, and the teacher would cover your hands with pieces of paper as the year progressed. This was like, 1989/1990. Then in high school, I took "Correspondence" on actual typewriters.
remx (@biigrem) profile pictureremx
@biigremOct 31
No one’s a faster typer than an elder millennial who took a keyboard class in middle school.
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