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@maestroP17

Remember, they’re just jokes. We’re all gonna die soon and there’s no sequel -Ricky Gervais

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🚨 NEW VIDEO 🚨 Most World Cup crests are terrible, here’s why youtu.be/uzbX_EEZ43A?is=x6B5…
World Cup Crest Principles | Maestro P

World Cup Crest Principles | Maestro P

These crests, collectively, would be on academic probation.And yes...

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Andrew Snyder
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You've just ordered Pizza Hut and a 2L Mountain Dew. You've loaded up Ocarina of Time. No school tomorrow. Your parents don't care if you stay up all night long. A perfect fall night. You are 36 years old. The year is 2026.
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@soIoucity13h
You show me a bay in las Vegas i quit my job and come work for you
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Las Vegas Raiders (@Raiders) profile pictureLas Vegas Raiders
@RaidersNov 4
Battle of the Bay is back 🌉 Everything you need to know ahead of #LVvsSF ➡️ bit.ly/4BK5N2I
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NFL Films
@NFLFilmsNov 4
The forward pass, an unnecessary abomination 🗣️ @Buccaneers | @InsideTheNFL

Inside The NFL: Rejecting the forward pass

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Apoorv@UtdApoorvNov 4
manchester is red, texas is blue who's worse, dalot or netanyahu?
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Man I miss living in Seoul Says the Floridian who needs a jacket anytime the temperature drops below 74
E ★ (@reminiscinbby) profile pictureE ★
@reminiscinbbyNov 3
winter in Seoul
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Ralph’s Mob@RalphsMobNov 4
A *MASSIVE* CONGRATULATIONS to Tampa born, and former Tampa Bay Rowdies player, Santiago Castañeda on being called up to the USMNT this month! #COYR
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Julio@JulioHashemNov 3
They reunited the Tkachuk brothers so God is sending the plagues
ONLY in DADE (@ONLYinDADE) profile pictureONLY in DADE
@ONLYinDADENov 3
Crazy flooding as Florida Panthers fans leave the stadium tonight🌊😳| #ONLYinDADE
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Keaton
@kjonesy1587Nov 4
“Hey Butker, how many states flipped?”
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@kjonesy1587Nov 4
For every miss kicked Harrison Butker has had this year, a state turned Blue…
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Jonathan Liedl
@JLLiedlNov 4
The vote was rigged. Just really clear examples of fraud, especially coming from the South. I mean Texas? Mississippi? Are you serious? That's the only explanation I can come up with for why a one loss Notre Dame team is #11.
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Trent 🦢@TrentSwannNov 4
Me for the last 118 fall Saturdays
Sami Gold (@souljagoyteller) profile pictureSami Gold
@souljagoytellerNov 3
Getting mixed signals out of Florida. What’s happening
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budlightlyman@budlightlymanNov 4
.@MoneyPuckdotcom you gotta be kidding me w this shit
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Wreck It@Wreck_It_15Nov 4
Brady Tkachuk would be crying right now if he could read the election results
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Living in Florida is like being a kid in an orphanage and watching everyone else get adopted by a new loving family
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I want to final fantasee you at the polls
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Ramin Nasibov
@RaminNasibovNov 3
I redesigned Calculator. You're welcome.
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This was a JFK moment for all Rays fans I’ve never been more shocked at a call in my life
Kane McCutchen (@Kane_McCutchen6) profile pictureKane McCutchen@Kane_McCutchen6Nov 2
Random Rangers Moment of the Day - When Joe Nathan struck out Ben Zobrist on this 3-2 pitch to secure his 300th save in 2013 #AllForTX
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sammy kay@thatSammyKayNov 3
it’s ocarina of time to go to the polls
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Lmao how did we win this game
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Cunha that was absolutely pathetic We’re really resorting to cowardly play acting against ROMA. Ffs
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Lmao and the pen is saved. Ball don’t lie
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Lmao then we get a retake and score. And then hit two posts. Jesus
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