maffaello

Nah calling the ambulance before beating them up is crazy 😭

I need to get rich quick, Mom’s getting old.

When you find your 4th Grade Report Card where the teacher wrote: “You have a bright future”

Employed mfs after it hits 7-8 PM on a Sunday

😭😭🙏

When you finally get 8 hours of sleep:

When I was a kid , i thought that if my salary is $3k a month, I’d have $9k in three months

When 2 introverts try to sneak away and leave a social event without telling anybody:

😭✌️

We are definitely cooked 😭

Life when nobody talks to you all day

I hope bro is still among the living 😭✌️

Bro: If I get rich we’ll still get together Me:

How bad you don't wanna work?

bro hates everything but his shawty

Me putting away my $200 in groceries

Youtube knew I was about to close the app and the algorithm was like "let me lock in"

The voice acting in the 2004 Spider-Man 2 game is something else 😭