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ShieldCaptainGreenMage(Parody of a Parody Account)

@mage_you

I own a small and cancerous Youtube channel. I'm just using this to make stupid jokes, no hard feelings if you don't find my jokes funny Israel sucks 摆烂模式 Age26

 Zefia, Tanis Sector🌎 ^w^
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Joined February 2020
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400 FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY Thank you to all y'all for the support over the years. I'm giving out two squads of OoP tallarn desert raiders to one follower. Just make sure you are following and say something below to enter. Terms and info below. #warhammer #WarhammerCommunity
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The Hobby Sasquatch (@RoccoLostInHull) profile picture
The Hobby Sasquatch@RoccoLostInHull8h
Update - she went in overnight, came back. Gone back in to the Stroke unit. Apparently having mini-strokes constantly. Possibly even past two weeks but hasn't been remembering them. Not good.
The Hobby Sasquatch (@RoccoLostInHull) profile pictureThe Hobby Sasquatch@RoccoLostInHullNov 7
So, need some prayers. Ambulance called for grandmother. Possibly a stroke. Parents will keep me updated.
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The Noise, Wokehammer CEO (@The_Noise_13) profile picture
The Noise, Wokehammer CEO@The_Noise_13Oct 29
Replying to @SenorMayorInt
Se quieren mucho (hay otro más, pero siempre está a su bola)
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AuthorZombie (@AuthorZombie24) profile picture
AuthorZombie@AuthorZombie24Nov 6
Went to check on my chud aspirant and when I returned I found a scarab occult terminator doing this shit to a Tzaangor
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One of the richest man in the world still the poorest in the ways that matter lmao
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmuskNov 6
What is love? (Baby don’t hurt me)
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RadishMan (@TrueRadishMan) profile picture
RadishMan@TrueRadishManNov 6
For the new blood angels codex #warhammer #warhammer40k #radishmangaming
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TPOASIWID The Purpose Of A System Is What It Does. Elon musk made Grok for generating propaganda and CP. When it actually cures cancer, I'll change my stance.
Grey Hare Archie |⚰️🐇| Occult Detective Vtuber (@GreyHareArchie) profile pictureGrey Hare Archie |⚰️🐇| Occult Detective Vtuber@GreyHareArchieNov 5
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John A. Branch (@johnabranch804) profile picture
John A. Branch@johnabranch804Nov 6
Day 374 Posting a hobby pic everyday. Hopefully some of you will post a pic too. Finished Friday! Let’s see a mini you have finished recently! These were not meant to be a set, but they look so good together.
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King Milkfart@Kingmilkfarts_Nov 6
Replying to @mage_you
Yeah :/ i kitbashed a wigned proxy thatd work as one out of a Vanguard Vet with a 3d printed jumppack tho
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DIVIDE DIVIDE DIVIDE Infinite replication would be far cooler if I actually rolled well on the D20 #heroscape
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The Noise, Wokehammer CEO@The_Noise_13Nov 1
Lowkey enjoying working on the Cults.
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Evelyn 💙🪻🧡 🏳️‍⚧️ #frauevatwt (@evelynccentric) profile picture
Evelyn 💙🪻🧡 🏳️‍⚧️ #frauevatwt@evelynccentricNov 5
He did not account for if the blue states come to Buc-ee's
Leading Report (@LeadingReport) profile pictureLeading Report
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Buc-ee’s CEO says company is prioritizing conservative, business-friendly states over blue states.
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Yorgy Darkwing@DYorgyNov 5
myminifactory.com/frontier/k… I mean, I wouldn't be a chaos enjoyer if it wasn't for Karl Kopinski
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Yorgy Darkwing (@DYorgy) profile pictureYorgy Darkwing@DYorgyNov 5
myminifactory.com/frontier/k… Hey, a legend needs help
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Yorgy Darkwing@DYorgyNov 5
myminifactory.com/frontier/k… Hey, a legend needs help
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ZealousChoice@ZealousChoiceNov 5
YESSSS BURNN
Bull Theory (@BullTheoryio) profile pictureBull Theory
@BullTheoryioNov 5
$2,500,000,000,000 wiped out from the US stock market in just 60 minutes. Democrats just popped the AI bubble.
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ashley@ashsorceress2Nov 4
funniest part about this tweet is that elon has absolutely seen it lmao
verdant gel (@verdant_gel) profile pictureverdant gel@verdant_gelNov 4
Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
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ShieldCaptainGreenMage(Parody of a Parody Account)@mage_youOct 30
400 FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY Thank you to all y'all for the support over the years. I'm giving out two squads of OoP tallarn desert raiders to one follower. Just make sure you are following and say something below to enter. Terms and info below. #warhammer #WarhammerCommunity
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UbiEgo (@FarmIykay) profile picture
UbiEgo
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The Trumplimites The gang’s all here. #invincible
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Sentience💎💙VTuber (@CosmosSentience) profile picture
Sentience💎💙VTuber@CosmosSentienceNov 5
EVERYONE I GOT A JOB OFFER!!!!
Sentience💎💙VTuber (@CosmosSentience) profile pictureSentience💎💙VTuber@CosmosSentienceNov 4
ONE MORE JOB REJECTED
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The crazy thing is this bill fails entirely at its stated goal Its K12 so most folk it affects are prepubescent so no "male puberty advantage" It would kick out like 10 trans kids tops And only costs subjecting all the cis girls to genital examination and opportunity for abuse
206 Athletics (@206Hoops) profile picture206 Athletics@206HoopsNov 5
The anti-trans rights initiative will likely pass in WA at around 55%. Every bigot/moron will get their discrimination fix & about 12 kids out of 120k won't be able to play sports as their true selves -which will make zero difference in girls sports in the state.
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I am on my knees begging for titanicus weapon options. I desperately need volkite for my warhound.
Dave.... Just Dave (@WargamingDave) profile pictureDave.... Just Dave@WargamingDaveNov 5
Warhound sprues look to have leaked. #warhammer40k #warhammer #40k #horusheresy
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