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@maisonfrogiela

cortisol maximalist

 Kitten’s Republic of Discordia
Joined June 2022
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This always makes me think of a party I went to as a kid, host said “help yourself to anything” (meaning the fold out table of carne asada and tamales, clearly meant for guests) I took it literally and ate from their fruit bowl & otter pops in their freezer and they laughed at me
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Little known fact Garfield likes spagetti too
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You’re in his DMs, I’m on my rug doing war crimes to my cuticles with this thing
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Tracking my loads on an app like they’re menstrual cycles
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unconfident gay male@wikipetanfanNov 9
Billy Evans: I wrestled Nathan naked Fujo Elizabeth in prison: How was it...
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Participated in Vons “cheep chicken Monday” with potato wedges on the side
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No navel november #homunculusposting #madeinalab #labgrownhuman #noumbilicalcord #cloned
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Aw hell naw X has got my feed on 40 IQ male gas station attendant mode
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The public library drop off box offers us an implicit level of trust. I could put hundreds of spiders in here, I could smash a vial of highly infectious bacteria purchased off the dark web, but I don’t. But I could. But the library trusts me so I won’t. But I could. But I won’t.
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OG post was deleted but I think it was about how POTS is fake
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Who wants to Get Touched On at my new salon
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Sorry couldn’t read what this said I was spanking my shit crazy style
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Men talk about the benefits of semen retention constantly but I haven't seen many people talk about the benefits of women retaining their orgasm. Whenever I retain I feel infinitely more productive. I can spend hours on the computer doing admin work. I can lift a heavy piece of furniture. I can write. During my year of celibacy I wrote an entire book. When I don't retain I get infected with a lust parasite that becomes addicted to pleasure, and all I want to do is luxuriate. It does feel good to luxuriate though. Females, retain your essence. It does make you more powerful, unfortunately. You don't have to do anything crazy tho. Ultimately orgasm drains us much less than men.
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I’m so excited to start my own little salon but putting “salon suite owner” in my business bio is spiritually giving this vibe
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Your therapist is telling you that you have “optimization OCD” to keep you from greatness. It’s actually a little thing called “commitment to quality”
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Everybody so mean to pickleball
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Lingerie is cringe and the logistics of it are confusing. Like if they get home before you and you have it on it’s presumptuous, what if they aren’t in the mood? If they get home after, what do you do? “Hold on babe let me get into my sex suit” a little too theatrical for me
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Lingerie is cringe and the logistics of it are confusing. Like if they get home before you and you have it on it’s presumptuous, what if they aren’t in the mood? If they get home after, what do you do? “Hold on babe let me get into my sex suit” a little too theatrical for me
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I’m completely devoid of sensuality, it’s true. I’m a eunuch. I also think putting on a little sexy getup for nothing would embarrass me, the worst part would be taking it off and changing back into sweatpants. And before you ask, yes I’m also very ugly
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I’ve been so bored without a new slay the spire patch that I learned how to upholster furniture and I’m opening my own salon suite. Maybe video games really are bad for you
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