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“The Doss”. Pro Tour The Lord of the Rings Champ. He/Him.

Joined October 2015
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🏆Congratulations to Jake Beardsley, the Pro Tour The Lord of The Rings Champion!🏆 Beardsley sliced through a field of powerful Modern decks and incredible players to take the title with his memorable Rakdos Evoke deck. Congratulations again, Jake!
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Married my favorite person, so excited for a lifetime with you @claire_bear_d
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Jake Beardsley-Beard retweeted
Replying to @housesarebig
if you didn’t feel game actions were consequential, the issue was not the lands it was your ability to recognize consequence
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First play of the first game back at Toyota Center Amen airballs a jumper I’m so excited Rockets basketball is so back
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Jake Beardsley-Beard retweeted
52nd place in RC LA playing izzet prowess, which was absolutely unreal! Big thanks to @makememesnotwar for being the best testing partner and @kmcsleevesusa for the support and high quality products. Looking forward to the upcoming RC’s! :)
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How I’m moving this weekend
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Jake Beardsley-Beard retweeted
Replying to @YuutoShJ
Reps bad just vibe
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Jake Beardsley-Beard retweeted
The 11 USA players who have 4 PT quals: @nalkpas (off 7 RCs!) @Corey_Burkhart (9 RCs) @cftsoc3 (11 RCs) Paul Green (11 RCs) @makememesnotwar (13 RCs) @toothymtg1 (13 RCs) @Oinkmage (13 RCs) @Ni_Hao_DyLan (14 RCs) @killer_suv (14 RCs) @kthanakit26 (16 RCs) @arbitraryarmor (16 RCs)
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Looking for a team for worlds! Retweets appreciated :)
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Replying to @stephenasmith
@stephenasmith what’s the pick
The craziest vintage cube pack I have ever opened.
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Sorry babe, not tonight. I’m busy watching 18 straight minutes of Skip Bayless saying “ring chasing” and gesticulating wildly
CONGRATS, LEBRON! YOU MADE THE OBVIOUS RING-CHASING CHOICE! YOU JOINED THE EAST FAVORITES!
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Every time I try to register for a major Riftbound event my love for Magic is reinforced
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Won a skirmish with stock Boros Energy
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Jake Beardsley-Beard retweeted
Anyways got news my entire branch/team is being laid off in September if anyone got any leads on SWE work (5 years experience, mostly working on embedded systems). Willing to relocate to good cities (Portland, Philly…. That’s it).
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Playing Pai Gow with a box of 1991 Desert Storm trading cards
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Jake Beardsley-Beard retweeted
white people be like my parents got me into magic the gathering
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