Pharmacist | Political Strategist |Columnist |
Nairobi, Kenya
Joined August 2021
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Ladies, when you say it, you mean the bus is coming. When we say it, the bus is already here. 😂
Watch the full special, Joy in the Trenches, on Netflix.
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Guys, it’s that time of the year again! Save this video and send it to your WhatsApp family group!!! 😛😂
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Any love I have given you is yours to keep. I will never ask for it back, never regret it, never treat it as wasted. Love was never a trade. It was a gift I offered because, in those moments, you mattered.
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The issue is that when you listen to her and start taking her to the beach, she will come up with something else you’re not doing for her. Nothing is ever enough. If her single friends are going on vacation and she’s the only married one with a child, she becomes unhappy and turns the house upside down. They struggle with contentment and often behave very childishly. They want everything…no exceptions.
They want men to be three types at once: like them, like their female friends, and like their fantasy. You must master all three. You must think and feel the way she does, love what she loves, and get her whatever she wants.
They want you to think and act like her female friends—spending hours on the phone, cheering her up 24/7, never holding her accountable, and always validating her emotions. They also want you to be their fantasy. If she’s craving a toxic man today, you’re expected to act toxic too, or else she won’t be get wet for you. They are nothing but headaches. We just cant do without them. That's the only issue.🤦🏾♂️
Used to have female friends tell me about how their Man is amazing but only problem is he doesn’t like going out(taking them out)
A recently Married Woman said her Husband is amazing, provides everything and takes care of her and the kids but only problem she has with him is.. He’s not the ‘outing type’.. doesn’t take her to the beach so they can have fun and all.
And in my head i’m like… Since that’s his only deficiency, will you die if you initiate and plan it ?
If you start taking him to that beach you claim to like and pay for it, will the marriage or relationship end ?
Or you only like and want it at someone else’s expenses ?
Just take him out to that beach a couple of times since YOU LIKE it and he does perfectly well in other areas ffs
The world doesn’t revolve around your needs and wants.
Stop focusing on the few things your partner isn’t getting right and think of the numerous ones they do right.
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When my 4-year-old broke the TV (hanged up above his reach), he picked up a broom and said he wanted to sweep the dust off it. I let it sit there for months; I didn't change it, not because I couldn't, and I didn't beat him either. But I made sure to remind him as often as I remembered (trust and believe, I remembered more often than my wife liked) why he has no TV to watch. My wife and I have a TV in our bedroom, and they know it's forbidden for them to watch it.
When we finally got a new TV, he was the one guarding it like a marshal. I've heard him scream at his brother whenever that one even remotely moves close to the TV. You have to deal with these kids in a way they understand.
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She asked "Wenye mko na mtoto, how do you perform conjugal rights na mnaishi kwa bedsitter😂" and of course kenyans never disappoint😂 they came with fascinating experiences at the Bedsitters.
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Kenya has officially removed visas for all Africans* and most Caribbean countries.
No ETA, no forms, just show up. Karibu!
*except Libya and Somalia
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NTV is reporting Giakanja Boys Secondary School in Nyeri closed indefinitely, sent home for chanting WANTAM to their Principal.
Bro I'm on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂
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To the new Kikuyus on loan, house keeping kidogo:
Atĩrĩrĩ - A beginning of a conversation.
Reuree - Attention seeking to start a talk.
Onee Diooo - Kills silence and starts a random talk.
Digithia Ngoma - Used when you are loosing an argument.
Ngui ĩno - Replying to a govt blogger politely.
Kai wi na Ngoma wee - Respectful reply to MPs and such
Thie nakou wee - When you completely loose an argument.
RETWEET to other Kikuyus On-loan.
#WeAreAllKikuyus
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1. Senior government officials do not live there.
2. The socio-economic class that typifies the ordinary Kenyan lives there.
3. That socioeconomic class is the one that feels the most painful pinch when it comes to trying to make ends meet.
4. Where that socioeconomic class lives is densely populated, and therefore a huge catchment ground for votes.
5. Instilling fear in this socioeconomic class becomes attractive to those in power and who want to manipulate the class, so as to prepare it to vote, again and again, for the politicians who marginalize it.
6. It's a vicious cycle; a Molotov cocktail in waiting, if you may.
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“You can’t reason somebody out of an opinion they didn’t reason themselves into”.
