Malcolm Diaper๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ–ค (@malcolmdiaper) header
Malcolm Diaper๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ–ค (@malcolmdiaper) profile picture

People think Iโ€™m good at keeping secrets but the truth is Iโ€™m just bad at paying attention to what you told me. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Loves football โšฝ๏ธ and horse racing๐ŸŽ

Cambridge United FC England
Joined February 2013
Photo by Malcolm Diaper๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ–ค (@malcolmdiaper)Photo by Malcolm Diaper๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ–ค (@malcolmdiaper)Photo by Malcolm Diaper๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ–ค (@malcolmdiaper)Photo by Malcolm Diaper๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ–ค (@malcolmdiaper)Photo by Malcolm Diaper๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ–ค (@malcolmdiaper)Photo by Malcolm Diaper๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ–ค (@malcolmdiaper)Photo by Malcolm Diaper๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ–ค (@malcolmdiaper)Photo by Malcolm Diaper๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ–ค (@malcolmdiaper)Photo by Malcolm Diaper๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ–ค (@malcolmdiaper)Photo by Malcolm Diaper๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ–ค (@malcolmdiaper)
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Royal Mint Beatrix Potter 50p coin sells for more than 400 times face value on eBay ift.tt/O0nv4q2
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Some people don't want solutions; they just want something to complain about ๐Ÿ˜‚ Sean Lock proves the point perfectly, his wife took his complaints about dying honeybees seriously and nearly bought him bees, only to discover he wasn't passionate about saving them. He just enjoyed moaning.
Mike Ehrmantraut knew exactly what he was doing. He understood that confronting Tuco Salamanca with violence would only create another problem. So instead, he studied Tuco's temper, identified his weakness, and built a situation where Tuco's own aggression would become his downfall. Mike deliberately provoked him, absorbed the beating, and allowed the police to arrive. What makes this scene brilliant is the restraint. Mike had every reason to retaliate, but he understood that controlling the outcome was more important than winning the fight. The smartest person in a conflict isn't always the strongest. It's the one who understands how the other person will react. Was Mike's plan a masterclass in strategy?
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This is also me and technology ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Lolol! She removes everything before he has a chance ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
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๐ŸŽŸ THE UF TICKET OFFICE IS OPEN ๐ŸŽŸ ๐–๐ข๐ง ๐š ๐ฉ๐š๐ข๐ซ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ญ๐ข๐œ๐ค๐ž๐ญ๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ @BarnsleyFC ๐Ÿ†š ๐‚๐š๐ฆ๐›๐ซ๐ข๐๐ ๐ž ๐”๐ง๐ข๐ญ๐ž๐ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ x2 Pairs (2 winners drawn) ๐Ÿ“† Saturday 17th October 15:00 RT, follow us and tag a mate to enter - entries close at 23:59 on Thursday 8th October and winners will be notified by DM. ๐ˆ๐ง๐œ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ž ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐œ๐ก๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž๐ฌ ๐›๐ฒ ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐จ๐ง ๐ˆ๐† ๐š๐ง๐ ๐…๐š๐œ๐ž๐›๐จ๐จ๐ค! #BarnsleyFC Giveaway is not sponsored, endorsed, or administered by X. T&Cs apply.
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Hereโ€™s a little tip, the drawer on your washing machineโ€™s will have some kind of push button to realise it, take it out if youโ€™ve never done it before, spray some bleach inside leave for a few hours to work, do the same to the drawer. Put drawer back in & do a rinse cycle.
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Our Top 10 EFL Summer Transfers... โœ๏ธ Tell us who should've made the list. ๐Ÿ“œ
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๐ŸŽŸ THE UF TICKET OFFICE IS OPEN ๐ŸŽŸ ๐–๐ข๐ง ๐š ๐ฉ๐š๐ข๐ซ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ญ๐ข๐œ๐ค๐ž๐ญ๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ @BrentfordFC ๐Ÿ†š ๐’๐ฎ๐ง๐๐ž๐ซ๐ฅ๐š๐ง๐ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐ŸŽŸ x2 Pairs (2 Winners drawn) ๐Ÿ“† Saturday 5th September 15:00 Here's another chance to win tickets to watch #BrentfordFC in the Premier League! ๐Ÿ RT, follow us and tag a mate to enter - entries close at 23:59 on Thursday 27th August and winners will be notified by DM. ๐ˆ๐ง๐œ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ž ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐œ๐ก๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž๐ฌ ๐›๐ฒ ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐จ๐ง ๐ˆ๐† ๐š๐ง๐ ๐…๐š๐œ๐ž๐›๐จ๐จ๐ค! #BrentfordFC ๐Ÿ Giveaway is not sponsored, endorsed, or administered by X. T&Cs apply.
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Predicted Lineups for ALL 20 Premier League teams: Gameweek 1 It's here!! The Premier League season is upon us, and I'm here to help once again! โœ… ๐Ÿ’Ž๐ŸŸข๐ŸŸก๐ŸŸ ๐Ÿ”ด = Likelihood of a start (%) = Last season's overall accuracy โš ๏ธ = Concerns ๐Ÿงต
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๐Ÿšจ GIVEAWAY ๐Ÿšจ We're giving 100 copies of our book across our social media channels! To enter: 1โƒฃ Retweet this post 2โƒฃ Follow @classicshirts 3โƒฃ Tag a mate in the replies Good luck!
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GET FREE TICKETS HERE! ๐Ÿšจ We've teamed up with @arenaracingco to offer free tickets across a number of fixtures in July and August ๐Ÿ‘‡ T&Cs Apply.

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๐Ÿค“ Want to know your Haiti's from your Curacao's? Your Cape Verde's from your DR Congo's? ๐ŸŽฝ Here's my comprehensive team guides covering all 48 teams. ๐Ÿ“ 16,000 words for @Betfair. ๐Ÿ‘‰ betting.betfair.com/footballโ€ฆ
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Free horse racing tickets for Uttoxeter, Windsor, Doncaster, Worcester, Fontwell, Lingfield, Bath, Chepstow, Brighton, Newcastle & Wolverhampton. 26 events May-June 2026 xd.wayin.com/display/containโ€ฆ
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"I stood on the side of the road and cried my eyes out." ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Ian Darler on his powerful mental health journey. ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ–ค
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Woman driver?
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Lmfao ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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Haha brilliant ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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