sabunny

they turned me into a trinket so u can cherish me forever btw

asking him what he's doing and he's playing a game that "isn't very fun" oh okay... men are interesting creatures

be slime with mama

u need to always have a really good and trusted breakfast bagel sandwich place because u cannot recreate one at home

when we accidentally smash faces and our teeth chip

him: im coming over, u better not be dressed as sexy slime when i get there me:

like imagine u are in a relationship and u send ur ex ur social medias for them to follow, i have been pathetic in many ways but never that one

i can only assume if you are in a relationship and you reach out to your ex, you are deeply unhappy

plastic surgery industry is so evil and preys upon women! it is not feminist to cut open and alter your face and/or body in the name of "loving" urself, insane cope, like u hate urself so much ur willing to risk ur life to like it slightly more, there's nothing sadder

vitamin b(unny)

no i don't want to kiss u, i only kiss pretty girls, and girls with real boobs

i think it's really chic when someone says my age, like yes, i am 30 and that's very sexy, oh are you trying to make me insecure about it bc ur insecure about aging? yeah i caught on

average letterboxd user 🐇 sabunny

imagine moving to the city and like working at like target

when my feet are cold and he lets me put them in his pants to warm them

peeing

if they have you blocked after breaking up it's cause they love you and you imprinted their heart did you know that

my ex telling me he follows his ex as an lolcow... like okay...

anyways who up with a beautiful butt and naturally perky boobies besides me

blowing raspberries on his round belly