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Dear Twitter "in case you missed it," no I didn't. I miss nothing. I check this goddamned thing 27,980 times a day. I'm on it.
Said every dude at the 10 yr high school reunion who never moved away from their home town after graduation.
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Jon Manley retweeted
Really proud of everyone who is funny and not dumb that stayed on this garbage website specifically for days like today
Jon Manley retweeted
BREAKING NEWS
Zelensky has offered to mediate between Elon Musk and Donald Trump
If @elonmusk drops the dime on orange Hitler I will finally start calling this place "X".
Folks, if we do this right and keep them both talking, they just might rat each other out on enough crimes we can finally get rid of them for good. #MAGA but for real!
Jon Manley retweeted
Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride
Larry: "so now @RobertfKenedyjr endorses the vaccine? He flip flopped!"
Leon: "He's a flip flopper LD. An anti-anti-vaxer!"
Larry: "An anti-anti-vaxer!"
(camera pans down as Larry looks at piece of paper labeled Test Results to see POSITIVE stamped across the top)
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Jon Manley retweeted
and you used to have to wear a jacket over your halloween costume because it used to be cold in october
It's funny that Joe Rogan will dedicate entire episodes to flat earth and various insane conspiracy "theories" but only spent about 4 and a half seconds on the fake Trump assassination attempt despite having the big orange fascist sitting across the table from him. Sad.
The #NBA season is 25 min old and I'm already sick of the Celtics.















