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Sandwich enthusiast. Professional talker.

Joined April 2009
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Dear Twitter "in case you missed it," no I didn't. I miss nothing. I check this goddamned thing 27,980 times a day. I'm on it.
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Who. Made. This.
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Said every dude at the 10 yr high school reunion who never moved away from their home town after graduation.
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<tears in eyes> Twitter was really really fun today, if just for today.
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Really proud of everyone who is funny and not dumb that stayed on this garbage website specifically for days like today
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trump gotta hit elon with “the jerk store called”
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BREAKING NEWS Zelensky has offered to mediate between Elon Musk and Donald Trump
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If @elonmusk drops the dime on orange Hitler I will finally start calling this place "X".
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Folks, if we do this right and keep them both talking, they just might rat each other out on enough crimes we can finally get rid of them for good. #MAGA but for real!
MAJOR BREAKING: Elon Musk says Trump is in the Epstein Files and that's why they have not been released to the public
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Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride
Good morning and Happy Sunday! No quotes today. Just wanted to post how I feel about “pride” month.
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Larry: "so now @RobertfKenedyjr endorses the vaccine? He flip flopped!" Leon: "He's a flip flopper LD. An anti-anti-vaxer!" Larry: "An anti-anti-vaxer!" (camera pans down as Larry looks at piece of paper labeled Test Results to see POSITIVE stamped across the top) <roll credits>
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Will someone please just ask Peter Navarro who Ron Vera is???
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Slight FOMO over not having been invited to the bomb Yemen group chat.
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Ok this cracked me up
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Big month for shitty white dudes winning things they don't deserve
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The answer to this is as easy as who to vote for in the election. Bo Jackson. Full stop.
What athlete do you wish their career hadn’t been cut short by injury?🧐
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and you used to have to wear a jacket over your halloween costume because it used to be cold in october
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It's funny that Joe Rogan will dedicate entire episodes to flat earth and various insane conspiracy "theories" but only spent about 4 and a half seconds on the fake Trump assassination attempt despite having the big orange fascist sitting across the table from him. Sad.
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The #NBA season is 25 min old and I'm already sick of the Celtics.
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