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A colonel in the 21st Mounted Macaroons, drinks gin by the bottle, provides advice on military life and the human condition: most of which is drunken nonsense.

Officer’s mess or any open bar
Joined July 2015
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Just resign, you have deliberately fucked over Britain.
This country welcomes those who seek a new and better life within it. But there is an expectation that they will play their part, contribute to their community and become a part of our national life. Settlement should not be automatic. It should be earned.
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JESUS MUST I SPELL IT OUT? LABOUR WILL NOT SEND A SINGLE IMMIGRANT HOME BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE ONE WILL BECOME A LABOUR VOTER. THATS WHATS IN THEIR TINY MINDS. JERRYMANDERING THE UK ELECTORAL ROLL. WAKE UP. LABOUR LOOKING TO 2029 GE AND ANOTHER 5 YEARS IN ORDER TO REJOIN THE EU
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Unbelievably, this is not a joke. 🤯
EXC: Labour to Consult on Banning Sachets in Britain order-order.com/2026/11/03/e…
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Charities that represent immigrants on how to stay in the uk, received a billion pounds of British taxpayers cash. Everyday it gets worse.
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This terrible bill needs to be stopped. Loving parents could face 5yrs in prison for trying to protect their children from a social contagion, for explaining basic human biology. We already have strong laws stopping abuse & coercion. telegraph.co.uk/gift/63feeff…
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Burnham is the real Traitor
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I don’t want these people in my country I just don’t
They beheaded a statue of Jesus on a war memorial for our dead. They left their Arabic graffiti all over the names of British soldiers who gave their lives. But if you so much as draw a picture of their prophet.
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We need to have clear labelling on all meats killed by religious methods. Is this really too much to ask?
Esther McVey reintroduces her bill requiring COMPULSORY labelling of halal and kosher meats She names and shames ‘Sainsbury’s, Tesco, Marks & Spencer and ASDA’ for selling halal meat without labelling it as such, as well as ‘Domino’s, Pizza Hut and KFC’ The bill has the support of Rupert Lowe, Lee Anderson, Sarah Pochin and others
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I was accused of 'whipping up division' across Britain by a Labour Minister in Parliament today. 'Moral bankruptcy', he called it, as their MPs all cheered like performing seals desperate for yet another fish. The calibre of politicians running our country, compared with the quality, intelligence and decency of the British people they are supposed to represent, is frankly obscene. You cannot believe it. The lunatics aren't just running the asylum, they've broken out and somehow stormed parliament in sufficient numbers to 'run' the country. Our people deserve so much better than this shower of arrogant, self-congratulatory, unimpressive mediocrities who have the sheer cheek to lecture the rest of us about morality. The tragedy of modern Britain is that the people being governed are infinitely more capable than those governing them.
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I can’t believe Burnham would be stupid enough to give British citizenship to 400,000 people just 6 years after they came here! That would cost us hundreds of billions of pounds if they stay forever! It would go down as one of the worst decisions in modern British history! Burnham Is A Liability!
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Is Burnham supposed to be working for us, I'm confused 🤔
Stop this nonsense. Use British taxpayers money to fill in pot holes in Newark not Nassau.
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Well quite, whilst we’re at it, where’s our explanation about Nick Brown?
Truly shocking. Nigel Farage must urgently make clear whether he was aware of these appalling allegations. If he was, Farage must explain why Madgwick was allowed to stand and work as party staff. Reform UK are drowning in sleaze and scandal. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c63e…
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On to the next utterly ridiculous distraction from dealing with the real issues! 🤯
EXC: Labour to Consult on Banning Sachets in Britain order-order.com/2026/11/03/e…
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In the uk we have one day for the fallen hero's of wars. A month for islamophobia awareness. A month for gay pride. We 100% have our priorities wrong.......
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So, Andy Burnham and his wife insisted the Prime Ministerial plane make a completely unnecessary extra flight to Manchester to collect them, simply because they couldn’t be arsed to get out of bed a bit earlier. What terrible optics for a supposed “man of the people”£20,000 Stop Over! Then The Moron Gives Carribean £40m They Will Want More Now!
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Letting in more and making it easier for those already here
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If you're not meant to lick them, why are they called Lollipop ladies?
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It was so predictable. Labour want to flood us with immigrants. It gives them votes and they do what the foreigns want. Mahmood refuses to put cost on care worker settlement climbdown - BBC News bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm75…
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