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maple

@maplelapel

autistic pagan amish enaree paleo-egirl tomboy 阴阳人

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Joined July 2026
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herd management // bohccot
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Being 5'6" in the cities (especially NYC) is crazy because I just tower over 70% of the people there. I'm the second shortest woman in my family!
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The first thing I notice immediately as I go somewhere in the midwest or ontario is "damn, the men are actually taller than me here"
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Japanese fire fighter uniforms during the Edo period
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God I need to be molested so bad
maple (@maplelapel) profile picturemaple@maplelapelOct 29
Theoretically, if you didn't have a normal body and are still going through key stages of physical development as an adult and have only recently developed sexual attraction, would it then be abnormal to start losing your fucking mind at what you missed out on and be hypersexual?
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here's a list of touhou girls i want to have as a Mom someday & here is a copy of that list in case you accidentally throw it in the gabarge
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Theoretically, if you didn't have a normal body and are still going through key stages of physical development as an adult and have only recently developed sexual attraction, would it then be abnormal to start losing your fucking mind at what you missed out on and be hypersexual?
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(girls after not replying for 72 hours) omggg ur gonna hate me lol i fell into the verdant dream and slaughtered the Heir to the Forest again
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Someone told me that they got hit on by a guy at a 200+ person wedding and that this was a normal experience. What do you mean this is a normal experience. Who do you even start inviting after 20-30 people to a wedding? Much less enough people to start flirting with each other??
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How. Why would you ever do that. How do you even cater to that many people. Why would you go to a wedding for someone you don't even know, and to use it as a mixer? This is fascinating anthropology
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It's been forever and I finally found a high quality version of my favorite photo of all time.
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Call me the Tigris and the Euphrates the way I turn into a fertile crescent
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I need to be put down
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Currently: down psychotic
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Currently: down psychotic
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It would be funny watching the Natural Slaves discuss dating and relationships on here if it weren't also pathetic
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The cute and funny shall inherit the earth
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Greek Hoplite discovers the light of Buddhism
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mu eatni eatnan...
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Oainnán ahte sámegiela galggašii nagodit geavahit iehčanassii váldogillii dorvvasteami haga (Michigana bajimus njárggas)
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Oainnán ahte sámegiela galggašii nagodit geavahit iehčanassii váldogillii dorvvasteami haga (Michigana bajimus njárggas)
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Traditionally making a Tocharian coat (silk fabric, embroidering materials, malachite and hazelwood dyes) would only set me back around $250 in materials costs. Tempting
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