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@marawan

I'm the guy you call to get sh*t done.

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I enquired about an MIT program online and now every Ivy League school is targeting me. #feelingsmart
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Replying to @RogersHelps
@RogersHelps Rogers internet has been up and down in our Jones and Queen St area for the past few days. This is brutal and affects so many people. Please help!
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Amen.
Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) profile pictureJoe Biden
@JoeBiden25 Mar 2020
Let me be very clear: No one is expendable. No matter your age, race, gender, religion, ethnicity, sexual orientation, or disability. No life is worth losing to add one more point to the Dow.
Everyone should have the ability to explain something epic by drawing it out on a napkin.
Nothing freakier than rolling by a motorcycle accident to find out it was your friend that was involved. She’s fine. Bike will get fixed. Be safe out there.
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Why is it that my daughter asks me if I’m depressed when I play #linkinpark ?
No. You do not have a chance with #BradleyCooper so sit down.
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Why do British accents make dudes sound smarter? Weird.
Haha
BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ (@mmpadellan) profile pictureBrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️
@mmpadellan3 Jun 2019
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Wow. Such fan. Many person. Such popular. #TrumpUKVisit
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Guys who go to Thailand regularly creep me out. #saketruth
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How my morning is going...
Yoni Freedhoff (@YoniFreedhoff) profile pictureYoni Freedhoff@YoniFreedhoff24 May 2019
Spotted as I was pulling out of the driveway this morning, not the world’s smartest woodpecker
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Explaining humour to a lawyer was the highlight of my morning.
Being a #Toronto sports fan is like dating the same girl who broke up with you 12 times. #GoRaptors
No one under 40 posts to #facebook stories. Prove me wrong.
Experienced the rudest salesperson at the @ClubMonaco store at the eaton centre. Too bad you lost $300 in sales.
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Replying to @JussieSmollett
@JussieSmollett had a soapbox @realDonaldTrump has an entire stage.
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Gas shortage in Toronto just validated everyone who overpaid for a @Tesla
I’m not vegan but I get it.
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Movie provisions #candy @CineplexMovies
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