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Dad, husband, runner, bird guy.

Joined December 2016
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Forty years later, Miami Vice is still the coolest TV intro.
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April 7 will mark the 49th anniversary of the @BlueJays first game, not the 50th. Why do so many struggle with understanding anniversaries? #bluejays #math
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BILL BURR: “If someone’s working 160 hours a month and can’t make their rent, you’re not paying them enough. Maybe you should just be worth $900,000,000… How does a CEO take a f*cking 8 figure bonus and none of your employees have dental insurance?”
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Dr. Oz linking obesity to dementia while Trump’s slumped over at his desk is absolutely a choice...
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I was already a fan, but Dan Shulman and Buck Martinez were so damn good during the Toronto Blue Jays' run to the World Series. Being able to have their play-by-play analysis throughout the playoffs and not being stuck with American feeds constantly was a blessing.
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Hey @ToddStottlemyre do you still keep in touch with that mayor of Philadelphia? 🙂
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I don’t know for sure, but I’m pretty confident the folks whining about not being allowed to walk in the woods are the same ones who rarely walk beyond their fridge.
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I wonder if @keithlaw is still picking the #BlueJays to finish last in the A.L. East this year. 🤔
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Top of my wish list for the #BlueJays at the deadline would be to add more pitching, like a solid bullpen arm or another starter to help on the stretch. But if it’s a position player I’d rather see them pick up Kwan than Saurez, cause we already have Barger/Ernie at 3B.
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Now that @JonnyBones is retired, will he finally admit that he lost that @DomReyes fight? It was close but come on bro, Dom did enough to get 3 rounds.
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How does this Jays team go from taking 2 of 3 from the D-backs and looking like a division contender, to getting trampled by the White Sox and looking like bush league bums? The transition was so immediate it’s like day to night.
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Both of these Canadian TV shows have been on the air for almost two decades! Which one will outlast the other?
50%Heartland
50%Murdoch Mysteries
2 votes • Final results
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Top 10 Movies of 2023: 1. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2. Oppenheimer 3. The Holdovers 4. Past Lives 5. Poor Things 6. Anatomy of a Fall 7. Killers of the Flower Moon 8. American Fiction 9. The Boy and the Heron 10. Air
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Blank Space (Donald’s Version) 🎶🗳️🤍 #NewVideo #TaylorSwift #BlankSpace #DonaldsVersion #Parody
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The difference between my “For You” and my “Following” right now is so stark. Elon is really turning up the right wing boosters.
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Top 10 Movies of 2022: 1. Top Gun: Maverick 2. Everything Everywhere All At Once 3. The Banshees of Inisherin 4. The Whale 5. Avatar: The Way of Water 6. The Fabelmans 7. Tar 8. Elvis 9. Till 10. Babylon
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Top 10 Movies of 2021: 1. Spider-Man: No Way Home 2. CODA 3. Dune 4. King Richard 5. Tick, Tick… Boom! 6. Drive My Car 7. No Time to Die 8. Don’t Look Up 9. Belfast 10. Encanto
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Top 10 Movies of 2020: 1. The Father 2. Soul 3. Sound of Metal 4. The Trial of the Chicago 7 5. Promising Young Woman 6. Minari 7. Never Rarely Sometimes Always 8. Judas and the Black Messiah 9. Nomadland 10. Tenet
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Top 10 Movies of 2019: 1. Parasite 2. Joker 3. Avengers: Endgame 4. 1917 5. Ford v Ferrari 6. Portrait of a Lady on Fire 7. Knives Out 8. Marriage Story 9. The Irishman 10. Little Women
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