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Principal Developer at @stormUK. I write code and tell jokes. Sometimes they work.

Bristol / Bath, UK
Joined May 2009
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imagine sleeping at the office to ship this
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Software teams have two jobs: 1) produce valuable software; 2) increase, or at least sustain, their ability to do #1. Software development is unique in that ignoring #2 will rapidly destroy #1.
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Successfully deployed the only sentence you need to be able to say to be a principal engineer: "What are you actually trying to do?"
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Anxiety tip: Next time you cringe over some embarrassing moment you had years ago try to remember other people's embarrassing moments. You can’t can you? That’s because you’re the only embarrassing human to exist, everyone else is always thinking about how cringey you are.
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He wants to brag about Hotwire, and I'm not going to name drop like he did, but he drove the person who ACTUALLY BUILT (most of) IT out of the Rails community, as well as 1/3 of his team at Basecamp. This isn't politics, this is his influence on the Rails community.
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There should be a name for the feeling of resignation and disappointment you get when someone you find quite charming mentions cryptocurrency.
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So weird that "Downing Street apologised to Buckingham Palace". No people involved. Just a street apologising to a palace.
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We have had a fabulous day planting over 500 trees with @co_forestuk! After two years of waiting, we are so pleased to see this project get its roots in the ground. Thank you so much to the other pledgers and planters for helping it come to life 🌱
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in some ways this latest COVID wave feels the most depressing, as it's genuinely hard to tell what we're even reaching for anymore. everything feels simultaneously accessible and irresponsible, and you don't feel 100% good about any choice
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I just learned that 1 horse has about 15 horsepower and I'm so mad I can't think straight
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hospital protest
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A little reminder that 'iteration' probably describes what you are doing in your team far better than 'sprint' does 😀
I am really pleased that we have replaced the term 'sprint' with 'iteration' at @unmadeworks (because we are iterating not sprinting) Props to @whatkatiedoes and @jazlalli1 for making this change
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Greatly enjoyed this brilliant cameraman following the action at the trampoline gymnastics today
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“Be the senior you needed as a junior” saw this quote a few weeks back and it’s really stuck.
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