Mark Bouton

As President Trump's most recent former Communications Director, Bill Shine, and his predecessors have learned, you simply can't "shine" poop. It's an impossible job.

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youtu.be/8T9yeV9oT2o?t=32Pre… Trump, please have someone read you the recent U.N. Climate Change report. Listen to it. Don't go to sleep. Have someone explain it to you. This is the biggest and most pressing problem in the world. Do something to make it better, not worse, for once.

Senator John McCain says he wants to be remembered as someone who served his country. Wouldn't it be great if Trump would try to serve his country instead of just trying to aggrandize and protect himself? Total loser. Sad. #nowitchhunt

Dear Mr. Trump: Another meeting with Putin? Really? Why not schedule a get together with the head of a country that likes and supports America? Oh . . . right. Well, damn. #screwRussia

Deft definitions: cray cray - Trump meets with Kim Jong un.

Best definition for a stable genius is a person who excels at shoveling horse manure out of the stalls, but who isn't fit mentally for doing anything else.

Be Careful What You Ask For (a poem) Seems it's the season to gloat without reason; for lying and cheating, criticizing and tweeting. Before it's all through, we'll be bluer than blue, unless we find a reason to oust him for treason.

How to tell someone's lying to you by watching their face read.bi/1QM6XAs via @BI_Careers

Wish I'd been in on it when I was in the FBI. But I researched UFOs for a year when writing my book The ET Murders. Fascinating. @RichDolan

Ever wonder why there's no "fantasy politics"? Probably because the politicians are already in never never land.

For fans and announcers, it's N-C-A-A. Not N-C-double-A. Source? My f-i-l is Walter Byers, CEO for 35 yrs., who started the Final Four.

I just downloaded a free sample of Nobody's Child @libbyhellmann. You can too.... libbyhellmann.com/thank-you/

News said Americans will eat 1.2 billion chicken wings during Super Bowl. I had some tonight. Hope that doesn't run anyone short. Enjoy.

In The ET Murders, the FBI checks the possible reality of UFOs and aliens. After I wrote it, ten friends have told me they've seen a UFO. U?

Interested in UFOs, but not sure if they're real? I researched them for a year, then wrote about good sightings. See The ET Murders.

What if the FBI investigated UFOs & aliens? See the reality develop in this thriller at: ufodigest.com/article/et-mur….

Wonder if UFOs and aliens are real? See Omnimystery: tinyurl.com/q6u8lzb.

Spent over a year studying UFOs and aliens when one entered my latest novel, The ET Murders. Results are fascinating.

Are we alone? See FBI investigate that and murders of FBI agents. New thriller by ex-FBI agent titled The ET Murders tells the true story.