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SHEDTWT&PROSHIP DNI • beth • 21 • mw @larrygordonhole • selfshipper + menace to society

she/him NO THEY I WILL BITE U
Joined January 2024
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since apparently it’s unclear: -free palestine -fuck ice, trump, and his entire fascist regime -fuck terfs -get vaccinated -be excellent to one another
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Just got hospitalized for my spongebob addiction. They put me in the squid ward.
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happy rebirthday, Friend (the Friend is NOT a she, btw)
23-year-old Jemima Wilkinson emerges from a stupor caused by Columbus Fever and declares that she has not survived, but that she has been reborn as an arcangel named “Publick Universal Friend.”
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Publick Universal Friend was so real for this Also, don't misgender the Friend, the Friend was genderless and did not go by any pronouns
23-year-old Jemima Wilkinson emerges from a stupor caused by Columbus Fever and declares that she has not survived, but that she has been reborn as an arcangel named “Publick Universal Friend.”
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deadnaming the public universal friend is crazy
23-year-old Jemima Wilkinson emerges from a stupor caused by Columbus Fever and declares that she has not survived, but that she has been reborn as an arcangel named “Publick Universal Friend.”
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Snoopy 🎃🍂
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parts of this lineup make me wonder if i have suffered a head injury
How about Trisha Paytas as a member of CREATORS FOR PALESTINE!!
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all this tweet is saying is i think it’s nutty that some of these people are on here. i did not mean to start the discourse of the week here i’m sorry
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Nonbinary Uncle and Fujoshi Niece #NonbinaryUncleAndFujoshiNiece
So fascinated by the project hail mary horror family tweets that have come across my desk but why does no one give a gaf about Rocky
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abed is such a sweetie :((
thinking about britta canonically biting abed’s finger
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if noah is a zionist (evidence proves otherwise) through his wife, then by that logic fiona is a fascist considering her dad is in the new dailywire movie written by BEN SHAPIRO. you people are genuinely so annoying
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I know y’all hate a PSA in a drama show, but The Pitt was right about how some people don’t know how to handle breasts. Anyone who has done CPR on a larger breasted woman can tell you that it’s nothing like the CPR dummies. Women are dying because of subpar CPR and EKG training.
Outdated CPR training is putting women’s lives at risk. Women who suffer cardiac arrest outside hospital are significantly less likely to survive than men, and one overlooked reason is that CPR training almost never accounts for female anatomy. A Duke University analysis across 47 U.S. states found women are 14% less likely to receive bystander CPR. In the UK, the gap is similar: only 68% of women get CPR from bystanders compared to 73% of men, with many people citing fear of inappropriate touching or concern about injuring a woman’s chest. The problem is compounded by the tools we train on. A global survey revealed that roughly 95% of CPR manikins are designed with flat chests; only one widely available model includes visible breasts. As a result, most trainees never practice the slight technique adjustments needed for women and often hesitate in real emergencies. Research published in the Journal of Emergency Medical Services offers hope: when trainees used manikins equipped with realistic silicone breasts, they were almost twice as likely to feel confident performing chest compressions on a woman. Experts say updating training manikins to represent both male and female anatomy could eliminate hesitation, close the gender survival gap, and save thousands of lives.
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A scenario that Dennis Whitaker would find himself in
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The Riddler is LGBTQ: Loves Giving Batman Those Quizzes
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Made some bullshi
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anyway, i will leave it at this
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I don’t care if people don’t think Noah Wyle is hot but a lot of the hate coming from 15-30 year olds is plain old antisemitism and that’s disturbing.
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*me and gf banging our heads to music* Radio: That little Me: (LOUD COUGH) Radio: got his own jet airplane, that little Me: (LOUD COUGH, nervous glance at gf) Radio: he's a millionaire
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