I like networking, security and infrastructure in the world of computers. Network Consulting Engineer at Cisco. Founder and Head of Infrastructure at DatHost.
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Markus Klock retweeted
A new caving simulator has been announced where you and 3 friends descend into tight squeezes
- Rig ropes down vertical pitches
- Scuba gear for flooded passages
- Made by real-life cavers
- Make it back to the surface
Game is Cave Expedition
Markus Klock retweeted
🚨 Palworld 1.0 is LIVE!
Ready to jump in? We've got you covered - DatHost fully supports Palworld 1.0, so you can get your server online and start playing right away.
Gather your friends, launch your world, and let the adventure begin.
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Markus Klock retweeted
Miss the action? We’re back! Our CS:GO servers are live again and ready for you to jump in and dominate.🔥
Host your CS:GO server now and get 30% off on the first month with the link below!⬇️
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Markus Klock retweeted
>be me, qualcomm
>time to enter AI chip market
>nvidia making $$$, how hard can it be
>spend years developing AI200 chip
>finally ready for BIGG announcement
>make fancy slide deck
>put 768GB memory on there (sounds big)
>160kW power consumption (sounds powerful)
>add "liquid cooled" (sounds cool)
>ohshit.jpg what about FLOPS
>hmm
>decide to just not mention it
>also don't mention price
>or how many chips per rack
>or actual benchmark numbers
>just vibes
>launch presentation
>"Qualcomm AI200: It exists and uses electricity"
>refuse to elaborate
>stock goes up 15% 🚀
>tfw investors don't know what FLOPS are either
>mfw "greater than 10x" with no baseline
>ships in 2026
>AI250 ships in 2027
>still won't tell you the specs by then probably
>low TCO trust me bro
>confidential computing (the performance is confidential)
Markus Klock retweeted
It's confirmed. Ukraine will receive Swedish Gripens E, who recently locked on to the invincable F35.
Our support and long term development and cooperation will continue not only now but long after the war . We stand with Ukraine, today and onwards
Markus Klock retweeted
> be Adobe, 40-year-old PDF jockey
> 2025, stock doing a perfect -33% swan dive
> “We’ll pivot to AI” says exec on 7-figure retention bonus
> can’t ship a model because legal says every pixel needs a 12-page EULA
> Midjourney drops v7, makes our Firefly look like MS Paint with a hangover
> OpenAI drops GPT-Image, Google drops nano-banana, both free
> our response: “Please login with your Adobe ID, install Creative Cloud, update 47 GB, restart, then pay $53.99/month”
> users collectively Alt-F4 into orbit
> watch in horror as ChatGPT/Gemini reads any PDF you give it for free
> enterprise cancels 10k seats overnight
> try to counter with Sora killer video model
> training cluster catches fire after someone uploads a 1998 clipart library
> PR tweet: “We are re-imagining creativity”
> quote-tweet ratio hits 1:9k, gif of dumpster bonfire tops replies
> premiere pro is now just a bloated launcher for 15 different subscription prompts
> 20-something with a phone and CapCut is making better edits
> our flagship feature: “Generative fill but now 3% slower”
> board meeting: “Let’s raise prices again”
> stock drops another 8% during the Zoom call
> our most innovative feature in 5 years is a "subscribe to annual plan" button that clicks itself
Markus Klock retweeted
I see 1000250 IPv4 prefixes. This is 368 more prefixes than 6 hours ago and 1879 more than a week ago. 61.78% of prefixes are /24.
Markus Klock retweeted
The wait is over – Renown is live in Europe! 🚀
The invite-only Counter-Strike platform, built with @Leetify and powered by @DatHost, is here.
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🔹 Real competition. No new accounts. No smurfs. Just balanced CS.
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Invites are rolling out gradually starting today – keep an eye on your inbox!
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More details in thread 👇
Markus Klock retweeted
BREAKING NEWS: President-elect Donald Trump announces the appointment of Billy Mitchell to head Department of Gaming.
Markus Klock retweeted
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#Minecraft #ServerHosting #Gaming
Markus Klock retweeted
Our 7 Days to Die servers are now online!
Available in 25 different locations 🌍
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Markus Klock retweeted
Psst... We’ve Got Dedicated Servers For Deadlock 😎
If you have access to the game, combine it with a server: dathost.net/deadlock-server-…
Markus Klock retweeted
I wrote a tool called PySkyWiFi that gives you completely free, unbelievably stupid wi-fi on long-haul flights.
It tunnels data through the "first name" field in your airmiles account, and can reach speeds of up to several bytes per second.
robertheaton.com/pyskywifi
