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Being addressed with "my" is actually adorable "my girl," "my baby," "my love," "my darling," "my pretty girl," "my sweet girl"...
MEEEE??? HELLO?? YES??? I'M YOURS???
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i donβt really hate anyone or anything, i donβt have the time or energy i just be likeβ¦ have a good life, eat a dick, whatever just leave me alone
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short enough to not be able to reach the top shelf. tall enough to destroy your life.
me with my corporate credit card:
hmmm, i have to buy lunch while iβm working. ergo, lunch is a work expense.
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to every person who said βthis is not how i want to live the rest of my lifeβ and changed, iβm so fucking proud of you.
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Quick reminder: There is not one motherfucker in this world worth losing sleep over.
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I hate when someone makes me be mean.
I had a pocket full of sunshine till you did that.














