@marxiners

she/her. some guys bi wife. weird combo of baseball memes and leftist takes. deeply unserious and fully committed to the bit. opinions aren’t my own #tridentsup

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Joined July 2018
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how it feels watching eugenio suárez hit a home run against israel in the wbc
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Mariner Mojo
@MojoMariner
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Lazaro Montes in the home run derby some day is going to be incredible
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Alternate Smooches Bro graphic tonight @marxiners
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how it feels to have lazaro montes on your baseball team
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c ✨ retweeted
c ✨@marxiners
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laz montes answers the question what if yordan alvarez was attractive and i think that’s beautiful
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LAZARO MONTES WITH AN ABSOLUTE TANK AT COORS FIELD
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seranthony dominguez in the mariners bullpen
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he has been demoted to Gabriel James Speier. you can have gabe back when you get your act together.
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8 more games after this …. only 8 more games
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this defense is making me question what i’m doing here
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Wooooo!
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the year is 2024, we are playing at coors field and i see a tree top ad and desperately want apple juice the year is 2026, we are playing at coors field and i see a tree top ad and desperately want apple juice
c ✨@marxiners
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oh god now it’s behind home plate i NEED ice cold apple juice NOW you win tree top, you win
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flag for bisexuals who love the seattle mariners
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highly convenient that this population of men in particular is so stupid
unusual_whales
@unusual_whales
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The FBI believes women pretending to be tradwives are targeting Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers in order to dox them, per The Guardian
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them: you gotta be a sick individual to watch pointless mariners games at the end of september me:
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Flag for bisexuals who love tiramisu :3
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JP
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petition to honor bazardo and let him play the drum out in the bullpen to fix him
♡ faye 🇵🇸🔱🔥 ♡@idktommi
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bazardo's season was lost when the mariners didnt honor him for being a WBC champion on opening day
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watching the mariners fumble chances at mune and geno, two charming international players with great hair and great vibes who also just rip bombs this year has been … something. guess we’re allergic to charming international power-hitters now.
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