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70% van het web draait op PHP, maar daar zit een enorme bug in. De EU zegt: updaten of uitzetten(!) Die update zou om 14 uur komen - maar iemand heeft met behulp van AI de aanval nagebouwd en online gegooid. Maw: de komende uren hebben hackers vrij spel. Kan groot worden dit. nitter.cf/marcohextor/status/211…
Zeg @mauricedehond is er ergens een Franse Maurice Le Chien?
Ik zie al een paar dagen flinke campagne voor Marine Le Pen
7 jaar geleden👇
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Nou, daar sta je dan straks, met je opgevoerde stofzuiger genaamd Tesla.
As a experienced programmer I can't warn enough!
Mastermattie retweeted
Here’s the full Tesla Roadster unveiling event.
0:15 – Crazy Tesla + SpaceX collab preview
2:25 – Last manually driven Tesla car
2:53 – Taking it way past the limits
3:15 – Countdown & first flight works
5:38 – Flying cars are real
5:41 – Peter Thiel flying cars quote
6:02 – Fan suction system (up to 2G)
6:16 – Downforce & crushing track records
7:08 – Starman appearance
7:52 – Rocket thrusters & full gymnastics
8:52 – Kickflip demo (Tony Hawk approved)
9:32 – Real road car + rocket car future
9:56 – Air tanks, nozzles & specs
10:14 – Rechargeable ultra-high pressure air
10:36 – Car reveal & aerospace design
12:50 – Fan modes
13:37 – Variable pitch rear wing
13:50 – 0-60 goal under 1 second
14:21 – Acceleration demo
16:22 – 0.81s 0-60 achieved
16:26 – Production car will be even quicker
17:05 – World’s quickest production car
17:28 – Top speed & Snake River Canyon teaser
18:26 – Mach 0.5+ goal
18:52 – First best flying car + last best driver’s car
19:04 – Production starts 2028
Mastermattie retweeted
The EU has launched its competitor to the Tesla Roadster. It’s called the Brusselaucracy GT.
0 to 100 km/h in 3 years. Prototype pending regulatory approval for the next 69 months.
Now, that's what we call Fright Night!
42-year-old Hassan Kariem, an Atlanta teacher, has been identified as the victim who fell to his death from a rollercoaster at Six Flags.
Kariem was riding the Goliath rollercoaster with his son when he was flung from his seat.
Kariem's wife and daughter reportedly watched from the ground.
According to a witness, Kariem somehow came out of his seat and was hit by the rollercoaster multiple times before he plunged to the roof of a haunted house.
"He hit a girl two rows in front of us on the Goliath ride right where the pictures are taken. His blood splattered over everybody, and his body fell behind one of the haunted attractions," said one woman on the ride.
"You can see images of the person out of the seat. You can see him on the girl on her row," a rider said while speaking about the souvenir pictures.
Goliath reaches top speeds of 70 mph and is Georgia's tallest rollercoaster. Six Flags has since shut down nine "gigacoasters" like Goliath throughout the country.
Dit zijn de "Franse Studenten" waar ze het in de talkshows over hebben...
France, schools on fire. The video sparking debate. Today, 130 high schools across France are under blockade. At one school, a tree was set on fire in the courtyard. In the video, a female student flees the fire; she is stopped and taken away by the police. Speculation: she might have been the one to start the fire (unconfirmed, but it would explain the harshness of the intervention). On the same day in Aubagne (Marseille), a 14-year-old entered his middle school armed with a rifle and shot the principal and a teacher. Macron expressed "full solidarity" on X. Among the comments: "Thanks for the insecurity you've created." This is the French school system in 2026. This is France.
FAFO
Man gedood door tijger nadat hij verblijf in Brits dierenpark was ingesprongen ift.tt/d3YwaEc
Compleet gestoord dit!
They mean the opposite!
Tackling high energy costs is our priority.
To protect those most in need.
Address structural problems.
And make sure we come out of this crisis stronger than we entered it ↓ nitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1pJdRDQnj…
Binnenkort ook in NL. #DigitalID
Deens bevolkingsregister gehackt, gegevens miljoenen mensen buitgemaakt rtl.nl/nieuws/buitenland/art…
Mastermattie retweeted
Watch out for anyone wearing this thing.
Put them on your "Loves to suck Satan's cock, stay away" list.
Mastermattie retweeted
Bijna € 10.000 voor een retourvlucht naar Bonaire.
Voor een werkbezoek aan een afvalberg van slechts 1 dag.
Het kan wel!
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Kiezers die denken dat de VVD "rechts" is verdienen het om bestolen te worden. telegraaf.nl/binnenland/rech…
Mastermattie retweeted
Bij NPO worden kleine kinderen gefatshamed, maar dat is volgens de omroep satire. De premier dreigt met geweld op partijcongres, maar dat is dan emotie.
Ik word voor het eerste vervolgd en werd voor het tweede (alhoewel het een grap betrof) uit mijn huis getrokken door de politie.


























