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I believe in you. You can do the thing.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2008
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SNL should do a skit of “Home Alone” with Barron Trump waking up to an empty White House realizing his parents forgot him.
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I really hope that fly is self-quarantining.
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Yes! This is absolutely perfect on so many levels!!
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My God, you suck. nitter.cf/realdonaldtrump/status… – at Los Angeles, CA
Congratulations to all of the ”DEPLORABLES” and the millions of people who gave us a MASSIVE (304-227) Electoral College landslide victory!
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You're a grand wizard, Donnie. – at West Hollywood, CA
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If I were Daenerys, I'd be bending both knees at this point. #GameOfThronesS7 – at Los Angeles, CA
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Only 8 months into the Trump Presidency we are on the brink of nuclear war and Nazis are in streets of an American city. Seems about right
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Is it? nitter.cf/realdonaldtrump/status… – at Los Angeles, CA
It's very sad that Republicans, even some that were carried over the line on my back, do very little to protect their President.
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Ed Sheeran just couldn't let us have Game of Thrones. #GameOfThones7 #EdSheeran – at Los Angeles, CA
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Look, Hillary Clinton lost! Get over it! She's not your President now! No matter what you say, Hillary is still not president! nitter.cf/realdonaldtrump/status… – at Los Angeles, CA
Why aren't the same standards placed on the Democrats. Look what Hillary Clinton may have gotten away with. Disgraceful!
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The 3 Stages of Life: 1. Birth 2. THE FUCK IS THIS?! 3. Death #life #instadaily – at Los Angeles, CA
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Is there not ONE brave person in the White House who will stand up and say, "Mr. President, you need to lose 30-40 pounds"?
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Again, ten women came forward to say the president had grabbed/groped/assaulted them. The GOP shrugged and chanted "Lock her up!"
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Ohhhhh it's all starting to make sense now! #TwinPeaks – at Los Angeles, CA
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Donald Drumph always blames everybody but himself, refuses to say he was/is a terrible candidate. Hits Twitter and even Reps & GOP. nitter.cf/realdonaldtrump/status… – at Los Angeles, CA
Crooked Hillary Clinton now blames everybody but herself, refuses to say she was a terrible candidate. Hits Facebook & even Dems & DNC.
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My mom texts in ellipsis's and it drives me insane. "Call me," and "Call me...," is not the same goddamn thing!!! – at Los Angeles, CA
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1:30AM. In bed with the BF, sharing an XL cheese pizza while watching Bob Ross on Netflix. 🍕#RelationshipGoalsMet – at Los Angeles, CA
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