The Yearling EP is live now! There has never been a better time to support Canadian artists! Name your own price, or download for free. Thanks for sticking with me 25 years after my debut album. Xo, Matt.
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Streaming platforms soon!
Wow, that season of #TrueDetective. Yikes on bikes. Remember when you complained about season 2??!!
Is there anything more depressing than when someone refers to their dog as a "Fur Baby"?! "Pet Parent" is runner up.
Holy smokes! Is there a Skinamarink reference in the new @DojaCat video?.?? youtu.be/qwtyEKTGGQ8?si=-qP7…
I accidentally mistook old cheddar for mozzarella and used it it in mozzarella application! SEND HELP!!!!! #CheeseIdentification
Is There Will Be Blood in the top 3 films of our lifetime? If you disagree, please explain why you're wrong.
Can someone PLEASE explain that Sideshow Bob lookin' ass haircut that all of the kids are rockin right now? Mfing teenage boys gettin perms, like what? You know you look like broccoli, right?
Please support my new charity Slush Puppies for Gremlins. #SlushPups4Gremz
Shout out to all of the crust punks and goths who have to break character on hot days and wear shorts. Don't worry, we still think you're SUPER cool!
Frogs are disgusting. There, I said it. Don't hate the player, hate the game. The game is frogs BTW.
Such huge facts that they are made in factory that makes fax machines
The Cocteau Twins are absolutely PERFECT. That is all. Jesus christ, imagine making something one percent as good as this. youtu.be/Q_pW_-SQjZ4
Wow, watch Beef on Netflix. Tense, funny, sad.....it's a real 7-layer burrito of emotions. So good @Netflix_CA

