
it’s all two sides of the same clipped coin. founder of the #HeToo movement
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>massive nose
>silly hat
>from foreign desert land
>extremely shady businessman
>what did George Lucas mean by this?
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Matt Walsh hates the Star Wars prequels because Anakin being cucked by the race communist Jedi council reminds him of his being cucked by the Jews at Daily Wire to be a normiecon but unlike Anakin he doesn’t have the courage to turn to the “dark side” and unabashedly embrace White nationalism.
They fail at being epic operas even more than they fail at realism. The writing and acting is mostly flat and boring. Same goes for the cinematography. There’s nothing operatic about it. Epic perhaps in theory but certainly not in execution. You guys have created a version of the Star Wars prequels in your heads (a version that sounds pretty interesting, if only it existed) and have grafted it onto the actual films which in reality fail at whatever they were trying to do, unless they were trying to be verbose, clumsy, wooden, and bland.
It’s very clear to the rest of us that the people trying to rehab the Star Wars prequels are just nostalgic for something that they enjoyed as kids. That’s fine. I have a nostalgic attachment to some crappy 90s movies like Independence Day for example. It came out when I was 10 and at the time it seemed to me like the greatest cinematic achievement in history. But then I grew up and I can now see that Will Smith punching an alien and saying “welcome to earf” is not a high point of western art. And that’s fine. It’s stupid but I still remember it fondly. You don’t have to try so hard to intellectualize some dumb bullshit you liked when you were a kid. It’s okay. It can just be dumb bullshit, which it is.
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“Anakin, have you considered buying a 2 bed one bath on Tatooine and working at a droid scrap yard? I hear they pay 11 credits an hour and have a good healthcare package.”
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"Sorry Anakin, we decided to give the scholarship to the jawa student. Yes, you scored higher than everyone, but you have high midichlorian privilege."
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“Anakin, anyone in the Mos Eisley Cantina can be just as much of a Jedi as you are if they have the right paperwork.”
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Anakin saw the woke multispecies Jedi council and immediately decided to become a fascist
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This young man, Anakin, was born to a single parent household, owned by a Jew, saw his beta step dad allow his mother to die by foreigners… Had to love a White woman in private so the council of foreign immigrants wouldn’t get upset
And we wonder why he went crazy
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“You killed the 70 IQ sand people that raped and killed your mom but you were angry when you did it. That’s the difference between you and me. When I wage war on an entire galaxy on behalf of a corrupt senate to help planets dodge their trade obligations all while completely failing to sense the one Sith Lord right under my nose, I do it with rainbow flags and diversity.”
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From the Zoomer perspective the Jedi are evil
Anakin was born of a Virgin, conceived by the Force, the Jedi Council knew he was the Chosen One..
Yet still, they rejected him…
Why?
Because he was more powerful than them
Imagine they had loved him, trusted him, and recognized his Divine Destiny
Instead they:
-forbid him to reproduce
-allowed his mother to be sold into slavery and viscously murdered by “sand people”
-watched the Democratic Process of the Republic evolve into a powerless stalemate
-traded Ancient Prophecy in favor of a modern interpretation thereby mocking the very Tradition they claimed to protect
They got what they deserved.
Long live the Empire. Hail Lord Vader




































