@maxulman1

I get the show.

Brunswick, OH
Joined January 2009
Max UlmanšŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø retweeted
The baby eaters want us on our best behavior.
🚨 BREAKING: Jewish billionaire Larry Ellison, owner of Oracle, CBS, CNN, and now TikTok, wants centralized data and total surveillance: "Citizens will be on their best behavior because we are constantly watching and recording everything that's happening." He is the man behind the digital ID campaign.
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Max UlmanšŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø retweeted
this kid is a cancer
Clavicular held a science class to fix Kendall Jenner’s face after calling her ugly. Clav used software to change her facial features and show what he thinks would make her look better.
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Max UlmanšŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø retweeted
We really do live in two different Americas because a $300k job would literally solve EVERY problem I have. Yet there are people who are struggling with that income. Very wild.
36% of workers earning over $300,000 annually say they live paycheck to paycheck, per Goldman Sachs.
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Max UlmanšŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø retweeted
We were never meant to interact with this many dumb motherfuckers in our lifetime.
Could you pls clarify @LindnerCtrHope: 1. Has James Talarico been to your facility at all at any point in the last 9 days? 2. Was the facility operator who said he had been there mistaken? Will you allow her to speak publicly?
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Max UlmanšŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø retweeted
I think the first thing the Democratic majority in Congress needs to do in January is investigate Twitter and Elon to find out how much $ these right-wing influencers are being paid through the Twitter clickbait funds to push the coordinated propaganda and the connecting networks
🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: James Talarico is unfit for office. I have never seen a Senate campaign hit the fan so hard and so fast. He needs to drop out immediately and apologize to Texas voters. KEN PAXTON MUST BE THE NEXT SENATOR FROM TEXAS.
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Max UlmanšŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø retweeted
the main republican strategy is openly lying about everything in unision to try to fool as many low information people as possible
Grant Cardone on Talarico story: "Thanks for breaking the story whether it's true or not" My God
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Max UlmanšŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø retweeted
it should alarm you how shamelessly the right can concoct desperate conspiracies in an attempt to engineer better results for their dogshit candidates and how much of their base eats the slop up. terrifying prospect for consensus reality and a functioning society.
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Max UlmanšŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø retweeted
ā€œCollege Gamedayā€ built its appeal on covering all of the FBS with detail and dedication. It used to be a celebration. Now Herbstreit can’t name PAC-12 teams?
I’m fascinated by the bizarre backlash to College Gameday that seemed to come out of nowhere this season. Pat McAfee not knowing anything about Sacramento St is a problem? Really? Do people think studio folks on any other network know anything about Sacramento St? They don’t.
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Max UlmanšŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø retweeted
Today is the cost of the Guardians win. #Browns
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Max UlmanšŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø retweeted
Your No. 1 running back should be on the field for third and 2.
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Max UlmanšŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø retweeted
That's two with this idiot.
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Max UlmanšŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø retweeted
Good Morning Cleveland It’s GAMEDAY #StandGuard
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Max UlmanšŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø retweeted
I can't stop laughing. These people hate something they don't understand.
.@KidRock: "We are not, and we will never be, 'One Nation Under Mohammed' — because we are, and we always will be, ONE NATION UNDER GOD!"
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Max UlmanšŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø retweeted
Trump is telling you you’re brainless sheep and you clap in affirmation.
President Trump: "I could say the stupidest things and you'd clap."
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Max UlmanšŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø retweeted
Nigga deadass called them retards & they clapped šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ’”
Trump: I could say the stupidest things and you'd clap
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Max UlmanšŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø retweeted
He has always known his base well!
Trump: I could say the stupidest things and you'd clap
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Max UlmanšŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø retweeted
i can't stand the double standard, democrats and generally progressive people are expected to be perfect all the time, meanwhile republicans can say whatever the fuck they want and their cattle fanbase will eat that slop and defend them endlessly
President Trump: "I could say the stupidest things and you'd clap."
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Max UlmanšŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø retweeted
Gonna get dragged for this by all the worst people. But the idea that she isn’t benefitting from affirmative action for blonde MAGA white girls is virtually impossible to defend.
WH Press Sec Katie Zacharia: The abortion pill has the same chemicals that they used in the extermination camps in Nazi Germany (This is totally false bullshit and deeply offensive)
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Nazi gas chambers used hydrogen cyanide (Zyklon B) and carbon monoxide. Abortion pills contain neither: mifepristone is a synthetic steroid that blocks progesterone, and misoprostol is a synthetic prostaglandin analog. encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/art… accessdata.fda.gov/drugsatfda_doc… accessdata.fda.gov/drugsatfda_doc…
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Max UlmanšŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø retweeted
Imagine thinking this isn’t a money laundering scheme.
Imagine donating 6 billion to the country’s children and the country responds ā€œyou’re a reptilianā€ 😭 y’all don’t deserve shit
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Max UlmanšŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø retweeted
Up until 10 years ago, such brazen racism would have ended the career of even the most rightwing politician. Today you can be president. We are in a very dark place as a country.
Trump on Letitia James: "That disgusting Letitia dog. She's a dog."
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