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Rutherglen
Joined April 2017
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Just fuck off. Pubs are not places of worship, they’re where people can get away from you weirdos for a few hours
The new Scottish Member of Parliament Irshad Ahmed tries to explain that pubs aren’t designed for religious minorities which don’t drink alcohol 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Desmond at the pub later looking for a new manager
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Castlemilk 5-1 Eddlewood There was only one show in town today at Barlia 🎃😎 We ran out convincing winners with a result that puts us top of the table🔝🥛
🤖 Made with AI
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مبابي مع اخو لامين وهو طالع من الحفل
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This was in Southport this. One of the funniest pranks I’ve ever seen. I would have loved to see his face when he got to the window and they didn’t have a clue what he was doing 😂
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Ross Kemp every 5 minutes… #CelebrityTraitors
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Israel struggles after facing opponent that isn’t an unarmed 6-year-old.
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Tony Pulis knows everybody in football
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My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.
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Bloke spends his life eating raw meat and looking directly into the sun for health benefits and he was nearly just written off by Fred Flintstone’s car while warming up.
🤯 Andros Townsend has been involved in an unfortunate accident while warming up for PT Prachup before their Thai Premier League game vs. Pattani. He didn't get badly injured but was on the bench and played just 1 minute in their 3-0 win.
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Yesterdays Result Castlemilk 5-0 Giffnock ⚽️ Fella 1-0 ⚽️ O’Brien 2-0 ⚽️ Ridge 3-0 ⚽️ Fella 4-0 ⚽️ Fella 5-0 Good performance from the boys as we progress to the next round of the west of Scotland league cup.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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craziest pump fake i have ever seen. stared that motherfvcker down too. he cold 😭
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Said it before, the directed finger and thumbs up would send me into orbit.
Generational windup merchant if someone did that point and wink to me after we conceded my head would be gone
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This is the releast shit I ever heard oh my god
Different gravy man, imagine Slot trying this shit 😭
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Full time 0-0 against a good Royal Albert ( 3-2 victory on penalties) Great team performance and thanks to Royal Albert for the hospitality after the game.
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"The goals are flying for Celtic now!" 🎙️ Benjamin Nygren makes it 4-0 and the @CelticFC fans are in full voice 🍀 #PremierSportsCup
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The bravest of the brave
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Jaga zapewnia sobie puchary!
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Matchday 4 tomorrow ! Get along and support the boys.
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