Last nights maths homework @RachelRileyRR inspiring a new gen of girlie maths geeks.@missruthp can this be our audition for 8/10 Kittens?
@palomarsoho thx 4 yum dinner last night + inspiring 1 April prank:served Dad in law trendy "blackened challah" for b'fast (aka burnt toast)
...served father in law burnt toast as "trendy blackened challah". All before 9.30am. I'm on fire. Happy 1st April.
Cayenne instead of cinnamon on son's porridge, told mum in law I'm doing a televised swim of the North Sea to their house in Hamburg and ...
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