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Southern Virginia
Joined March 2014
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College-age boy at the gym asked for my snap, I told him I don’t use Snapchat he asked why, I said probably bc I’m 30 years old. He said “damn okay can I get your AOL?”Bitch. 😭
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I have a friend that was recently diagnosed with stage 3 breast cancer - in the midst of checking in on her, SHE asked how she could support ME with my mom going through chemo and radiation and that just speaks to her heart soo much. Like girl, let me be here for YOU😭❤️
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𝔞𝔰𝔥𝔩𝔢𝔦𝔤𝔥 🍒 retweeted
Dems need to understand: - it was NOT a blue wave - it was an ANTI-RED wave - an ANTI-AIPAC wave There is NOTHING Dems did that earned them a majority. They are useless. Jefferies & Schumer are despised. Any rep that wants to survive next election: act accordingly.
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Yeah nobody really gives a fuck about sorries like yall are worthless as fuck actually
I am genuinely and sincerely sorry. But, this is not the end—it is just the beginning. 🙏
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𝔞𝔰𝔥𝔩𝔢𝔦𝔤𝔥 🍒 retweeted
We give House Democrats the biggest blue wave in 100+ years and they repay us by getting stuck in traffic and missing a vote to impeach a war criminal.
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Well yes, but yall fucked up as per usual like. Fucking idiots.
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𝔞𝔰𝔥𝔩𝔢𝔦𝔤𝔥 🍒 retweeted
Looking at myself during Teams calls like:
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𝔞𝔰𝔥𝔩𝔢𝔦𝔤𝔥 🍒 retweeted
adult friendship texts be like
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𝔞𝔰𝔥𝔩𝔢𝔦𝔤𝔥 🍒 retweeted
if u catch me standing next to meg thee stallion and i don't have this exact huge cheesy grin on my face the whole time then girl i have been killed and replaced, run
Replying to @pinksjournals
Jolly little fucker isn’t he
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𝔞𝔰𝔥𝔩𝔢𝔦𝔤𝔥 🍒 retweeted
how it feels talking to a man and he slips up and says something that confirms he’s evil too
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𝔞𝔰𝔥𝔩𝔢𝔦𝔤𝔥 🍒 retweeted
Trump says some of his deportation policies may have gone too far, per WSJ.
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𝔞𝔰𝔥𝔩𝔢𝔦𝔤𝔥 🍒 retweeted
.When I’m hotboxing with my headphones on & the song got a siren in it
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𝔞𝔰𝔥𝔩𝔢𝔦𝔤𝔥 🍒 retweeted
toad getting 12th place in mario kart
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Like it really is getting harder and harder to find the ability to get out of bed these last few weeks. And I am REALLY really trying
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I can tell you this: if it ain’t one thing it really is another. I can’t wait to say goodbye to 2026 my fuckin god
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𝔞𝔰𝔥𝔩𝔢𝔦𝔤𝔥 🍒 retweeted
this guy was so so hot. and in a way that I fear has been lost to time.
thinking of velma’s love interest in the first scooby doo movie that was added because the studio didn’t want her to be portrayed as gay
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I wish I had even an ounce of the delusion that white Christians have lmfaooo
Replying to @sayalpha
Christians don’t impose their beliefs on others with force . Thats the point
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𝔞𝔰𝔥𝔩𝔢𝔦𝔤𝔥 🍒 retweeted
Are you the one with the husband with the titties or are you the other one
For the record: we will NOT be putting pronouns in our bio or email signature.
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I love waking up early I get so much more done so fast: morning cry? Done by 5am. Gym? Done by 7am. House cleaned, groceries put away, meal prep done? All done before 1030am. Now I am free to hit the pen and go non-verbal 🥰🫰🏻🥰
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