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Joined April 2014
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They’ll kill you for being the people’s princess
Hate a bitch that just knows everybody, lmao like how do you even know them 😭
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I love the fact that people in New York take the train. Somebody in Miami tell you that they took the Tri-Rail to Happy Hour now we looking at them crazy.
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The fact that they’ve never deleted this LMAOOO
Replying to @StephenM
shut up you ugly fuck
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Everything I hoped it would be.
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Florida would elect a raccoon living behind a Daytona Beach Hooters if it had an (R) next to its name
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please look at what this is a reply to 🤣🤣🤣
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We givin Mount Rushmore BBLs tomorrow morning
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I can’t have a senator who doesn’t help Epstein, I can’t have a governor who’s not a coon, I can’t even have legal weed here cause rednecks dinosaurs and Cubans everywhere
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we are giving elon a full body vaginoplasty
If they fucking touch Elon it's absolute war.
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Hello darkness my old friend.
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we gotta slow down the fucken posts we can’t use up all our jokes on one night what are we gonna do when someone shitty dies tomorrow
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IM SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THESE OLD FUCKS IN FLORIDA, YALL RUIN IT FOR EVERYONE HERE 😤 🤬😡
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To All The Students & Everyone In The State Of Florida Who Gave Their Time & Efforts! I Personally Wanna Thank U For Making Your Voices Heard. A Delay Is Not A Denial!!!!!!!
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Imagine finally getting rid of Ron DeSantis and replacing him with Byron Donalds lmao this is hell.
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Florida is stuck with Byron Donalds and a senator who stole millions $$$ from sick children…yuck.
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This is not the Florida I grew up in, these people do not care about our state, our beaches, for people’s health, or anything mildly important, their only mission is to suck the dick of Donald trump
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Me watching the blue tsunami and then remembering I live in Florida
Florida, baby, we’re gonna get you out of there. You wanna be blue so bad, I know it.
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And don’t be nice bout it, either. I want bitches in handcuffs by noon.
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Well Miami Dade turned blue… can’t talk about everyone else.
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