I have a half French, half Chinese friend whose dad is a White Muslim and I just found out today that she also has Kenyan citizenship (no idea how). Truly interesting backgrounds some people have.

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May 🍒 · Oct 29, 2026 · 5:47 PM UTC

May 🍒@mayisupercoolOct 29

Russian men are so funny and hot wish they weren’t evil

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May 🍒 · Oct 29, 2026 · 1:29 PM UTC

May 🍒@mayisupercoolOct 29

Apparently I got roofied like twice at the pre yesterday but because I have the immunity of a bison I didn’t feel anything. A WIN IS A WIN.

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René · Oct 28, 2026 · 6:54 PM UTC

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“dad why all of your spoons burnt” just eat your fucking cereal bitch

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TIffany #GG33 Capo · Oct 28, 2026 · 4:57 PM UTC

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@misstiffy1111Oct 28

I’m sorry but this is one of the funniest post I’ve seen in a while. 😂

Image from TIffany #GG33 Capo (@misstiffy1111)

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Stan “Speedball” Thompson · Oct 28, 2026 · 9:18 PM UTC

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Stan “Speedball” Thompson@stripeshowstanOct 28

Yeah I’ll have the iced pumpkin cream shaken espresso and make sure the faggot makes it

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Stan “Speedball” Thompson · Oct 29, 2026 · 1:25 AM UTC

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Stan “Speedball” Thompson@stripeshowstanOct 29

It’s okay that you left your vibrator at home babe. I have a burner tweet banging right now. Just use my phone.

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Frederick “The Weapon” Rogers | CPA · Oct 27, 2026 · 8:20 PM UTC

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Frederick “The Weapon” Rogers | CPA@fred_da_preddOct 27

WHY IS IT SO EASY TO GET ATTACHED TO FEMALE BURNERS😭😭😭😭😭

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May 🍒 · Oct 28, 2026 · 1:49 PM UTC

May 🍒@mayisupercoolOct 28

I miss Collette so much 🕊️

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ren 🇮🇱 · Oct 27, 2026 · 1:40 PM UTC

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@afoidanceOct 27

men are never hot in photos. They are always hot in person when they are moving around and talking. Very fluid creatures… much to think about

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ron mexico · Oct 26, 2026 · 4:25 PM UTC

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ron mexico@troop_haterOct 26

private equity bought my dick and nuts and leveraged my future boners

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May 🍒 · Oct 27, 2026 · 10:33 PM UTC

May 🍒@mayisupercoolOct 27

One time in middle school someone asked what my dad did for work and I said “he sells guns in the middle east” which came out so fucking wrong and the teacher looked at me like I had three heads and called my mom. Shit still keeps me up at night.

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