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Let's create a thread that we can come back to for a smile or a quick chuckle when we need it. RT with a meme you have on your phone.
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Yes, this is real. The First Lady posted this message. Honestly, have we no shame?
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The ranking members of the House Judiciary and Oversight Committees have written a letter to President Trump asking whether he has been soliciting advice from Grok in order to help carry out his official duties as President of the United States. They also demanded that he preserve any prompts sent to Grok, ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, and Perplexity, as well as outputs in response to those prompts, that were 'submitted to AI chatbots in carrying out your constitutional, statutory, or other official or ceremonial duties.' The letter was provided by Politico.
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Anong pake kung merong buntis. Unless galing sa nakaw na buwis ninyo magpapagatas at diaper, wala na kayo dun.
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Alex Eala on fans & detractors online. "I think everyone is entitled to their own opinion definitely, and being a public figure, my results are out there, my games are out there. It's inevitable that people will have a comment, whether it's positive or negative. I really appreciate the support and the positivity, and you're entitled to your opinion, even if it's negative about me. My approach to it is that I have my team, and they will definitely tell me if there's criticism, or they will definitely provide me with constructive criticism. They work in my best interest. They also give positive feedback, so of course, along with my opinion, the opinion of my team is what I prioritize. They definitely give me two sides, and I know that they have my best interest at heart. So that's where I focus on the most. The positivity from the public is an added plus." -Eala -credits- onesport (interview) Let's continue supporting her!!
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MATCH OF THE YEAR IDGAF
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Kaloka tong Make Me Tingle :))
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Ganda pa ng boses!
no human i love more than her ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ
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First trailer for Philomena Cunk's new series โ€˜CUNK ON CINEMAโ€™. The series follows Cunk as she attempts to discover why movies exist and what they want from us. Releasing November 15 on Netflix.
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The closest Dominos and Papa Johns to the Pentagon are reporting higher than usual traffic. Freddie's beach bar is reporting abnormally high traffic tonight. As of 7:20pm ET
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BREAKING: Mayon Volcano is erupting, with its alert status raised to Level 3 in Albay, Philippines. Residents within the designated danger zone are advised to evacuate.( VC: France Consulta)
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The fear in her eyes at the end when she found out sheโ€™s on air. It says everything
An Israeli actress was being interviewed but thought they were on commercial break so she started telling the truth about Israel only to find out afterwards they were live on air: โ€œIโ€™m no longer proud to be Israeli. Itโ€™s a terrible feeling. Iโ€™m ashamed of who we are as a peopleโ€ฆEverything that is happening now is a result of the occupation: The religious coercion, the settler violence, the Jewish terrorism, and the arrogance. The minority [the Palestinians] have a right to fight for their freedom.โ€
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Ganito ka-brutal si Bato noong panahon ng War on Drugs.๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Thailandโ€™s Cabinet has approved a 72.6-billion-baht energy transition package, including a 50-billion-baht residential rooftop solar program that will allow households to sell surplus electricity to utilities for 2.20 baht per kilowatt-hour.โ€จโ€จThe initiative aims to accelerate the countryโ€™s shift to clean energy while reducing household electricity costs.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHAH๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Something about her is kinda abrasive
KY outright trying to tell the judges that theyโ€™re wrong, I canโ€™t believe it what Iโ€™m watching๐Ÿ˜ญ #DragRaceUK
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Any thinking person would see that Sara Duterte is at bare minimum, likely committing tax fraud. BIR Chief of Staff Anne Loraine Garcia-Marquez said the couple made the following cash declarations from 2022 toย 2025: As of December 31, 2022: P21,234,980 As of December 31, 2023: P28,971,725 As ofย December 31, 2024: P15,525,209 This despite the fact that her own bank and corporate records, spending habits and assets greatly surpasses those numbers. Her bank accounts go through hundreds of millions of pesos in transactions each year based on statements by the AMLC and her own banks. The guns they own alone have a combined value of P7 million pesos. You're telling me they have less cash on hand than many upper-middle class people in Metro Manila? The numbers don't add up. She is likely a tax cheat at best, at worst a traitor and plunderer. Lock her up! newsinfo.inquirer.net/232009โ€ฆ
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Souvenir para sa ASEAN, pero ang mga manggagawang gumawa nito, 9 months nang naghihintay ng sahod sa CHED at halos isang buwan na sa DOE? Sa likod ng bawat manggagawa, may pamilyang umaasa at mga bayaring hindi kayang maghintay. CHED at DOE, please take action now. Maglabas ng definite payment timeline at siguraduhing maibigay na ang sahod nila. Enough delays. Pinaghirapan nila โ€™yan, karapatan nilang matanggap
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Di ba nahiya si Mans Carpio na dinumihan nya ang apelyidong CARPIO. Antonio Carpio - Associate Justice Conchita Carpio Morales - Ombudsman Kapwa nagtrabaho para sa Unclos at naipanalo natin yan ang WPS. Pero si Mans at Sara ibinenta tayo sa China, shame!
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Atty. Kapunan to Atty.Sison: I noticed every time hindi nakakapuntos ang defense sa crosss examination she stands up. What the cross examination missed she puts a manifestation.That's were she does the bullying.She is the attack dog but maybe just a puppy her master is the VP.
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