Adobo Baggins

I can't believe the Warriors finally drafted an NBA ready player.

GSV putting BTA 👀 @valkyries

Y'all ever realize how you may be friends with someone or work with someone for a brief period, but maybe not anymore, but now their phone number just lives in your contacts forever? I just realized I have hundreds of contacts, but I only text or call the same seven people lol.

Why do some of y'all eyebrows go up when you use a straw?

I had nightmare after nightmare after nightmare last night. What a horrible night of sleep.

How Spain hasn't scored yet is a complete mystery. They are dominating the fuck outta Argentina.

I have to be honest, that halftime show was underwhelming af.

How does Shakira still look this good?? This how she looked 20+ years ago.

Mexicans cheering for Spain is crazy. Why y'all rooting for y'all colonizers? Smh

Hey @Grubhub, I promise if you don't (re)enable dark mode, I will never open the app again. Wtf happened??

It's hella kids summer camps at the Oakland Roots game today. And I'm listening to counselors call the kid's names, and let me tell you, this new generation is wild. Gone are the days of Sarah, Ashley, and John. They over here talkin bout Hazel, Poppy, and Maverick. 🤣

Fml, I must look old. Because how gone tell me happy Father's Day with no child in sight???

Drinking a whole bottle of champagne before 11am when the last thing you ate was 7pm the night before is probably fine right?

This lady at the bar told me I have really good skin and asked what I do. I told her I just use an SPF 20 daily face moisturizer. She said "that's it?" When I said yeah, she asked if I was Asian. I said half Filipino and she said "that's why." Lol #AsianNoRaisin

Stephon Castle goin off. Damn. 18 in the first half so far. He not tryna go down 3-0.

The Denver crowd should get a technical for celebrating this crazy while being down 3-1 to an injured 6 seed.

Jay Bilas on NBA games is so funny. Bro telling obscure college hoops stories about coaches who had a 17 point game once. I promise you Jay, no one cares but you. lol

I had to turn the game off. I can't stand the @NBAOfficial games on @PrimeVideo. Between the nonstop buffering every 30 seconds, the videos quality loss, the jumping back, it's unwatchable.

Question, is it baller or sad when a waitress asks you if you're a chef and you have to explain no I'm just fat?

I went to El Farolito on 37th and East 14th and the first person I see when I walk in is wearing a fuck ICE t-shirt. You gotta love Oakland, man.