Caitlin McAndrews

Want to shout out @wmata’s Braddock Road station manager for being so nice and helping me out today when the SmarTrip card I’ve had since 2006 or before finally bit it! Thank you so much, sir!

I cannot understand how the Internet has not yet given us a clip of Zoey Bartlet telling Josh he looks like death on a Triscuit.

If @DCPuddin came to Dupont South I would never eat anything else for lunch again...

Loving life at Cooper's @mainlinedadofdaughters @AllyMcA

I put bacon in my Irish oatmeal this morning. You might be thinking, "Do I love that or hate it?" I'll tell you: you love it.

Haha this is so fun: I am made of Funk, Rock, and determination. With a dash of Pixar. en.shindanmaker.com/219278

I got a sneak peek at The No Brainer Wardrobe! Looking forward to reading it! socialwhispers.com/BV

Best New Years carol ever RT @adriennedsouza: "@keithmuth is coming to town" sing it to the tune of the santa song.

"I wasn't cool enough to throw a party in high school." Mom: "Yeah, or go to one!"

Loud, at the high school basketball game, "Kobe Bryant's coming!" and then whispered, "I'm starting a rumor! It's so much fun!"

"Aren't all cats femaleooohshoot never mind stupid question."

"Wait you *did* see the aliens?" <pause> "Mushrooms."

Live tweeting Christmas. "You didn't marry a church lady. I can see it now. Tomorrow I'll be wrapping presents, and he'll be PRAYING." #mom

Not at the game. #Idon'twannatalkaboutit

If I have to grade and prep for a trial advocacy competition on a Friday, at least I can do both with pizza and good people. #modluckyday

@SaraMahaffey I have zero doubt your cooking skills trumped mine and how! Glad you enjoyed it!

"We got you a carrot cake. Do you like carrot cake?" "Yeah, I like *all* cake."

"I'd rather talk about the news. Me. Talk about the news." Live tweeting Ally's birthday.

Farewell MDW...on to a new job! @ Bourne Bridge http://instagr.am/p/E8ZbF/