Midwest girl. I ride redheads & like bearded guys. You likely can't handle me.
Joined May 2019
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I feel the need to piss off my fellow millennials and Gen X folks cause WTF you mean you could pickup where you left off at?????
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Microsoft execs when you tell them they have to replace 5,118 foreigners with American workers.
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POV: Estás esperando en urgencias a que el cirujano (tu papá) salve la vida de tu peluche favorito. 🥺 🐶❤️
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There was a time when THIS was the place to be on a Friday night.
No phones. No group chats. Just music, skates, bad balance, and trying not to embarrass yourself in front of your crush.
Who remembers roller rink nights?
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4.6 TRILLION GALLONS OF RAIN expected across Florida over the next 7 days, especially for the Panhandle and northern half of the state. That's equal to 7 million Olympic pools! Hardest hit areas are projected to see 6"+ (brightest colors on the map). Lower totals the more south you get. All the rain will help to chip away at the 52% of Florida still in a drought, but we just don't want it all at once to bring flooding! #Florida
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On paper, I’m in my 50’s & it’s really confusing…
In my head, I’m 35.
At a concert, I’m 25
After 10pm, I’m 72.
Getting up off the floor, I’m 93.
When someone makes me mad, I’m 2
BUT-
When an 80’s song comes on,
I’m 17, drunk in a field, & my mom thinks I’m at a sleepover
🤪
Kennakakes retweeted
You don't need to be rich to enjoy Florida water. You need redneck engineering, an inflatable SUP, a lawn chair, and a $12 umbrella from Dollar General. 😎
Florida Man doesn't take no for an answer. He Cletus-Clampetts a yes together and breezes past the jet skis like a drunk Tim the Temu-Tool Man Taylor.
The climate change yacht people are still miserable in floating air conditioned prisons. This guy is floating on a pool toy like he owns the Gulf of America...
Want happiness? Be like Florida Man. 👍
