Proud father, husband & frustrated @WestHamUtd & @kentcricket fan + getting grumpy in my old age, especially when it comes to delayed trains!
London, England
Joined July 2009
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A big thank you to @jamesdeeganMC for the signed book! Looks like I’ve got a lot of reading to do now...
Ha, @Heidi_Labour struggling on @bbcquestiontime and being shown up by @danny__kruger - amazing how vocal she is on everything other than transport, you know, the job she’s meant to do! 💤
Apparently I’m a nonce for pointing out Ed Sheeran’s a better singer than @stevebrookstein
I think the pressure of X Factor has got to the bitter, twisted lizard 😜
You forgot to remind them to wear stab vests too. @MayorofLondon
Make sure your Notting Hill Carnival gets off to the best start. Plan your journey in advance with @TfL’s travel advice ⬇️
What a load of bullshit @CllrSimonHogg - you know it’s lies & your appalling term running @wandbc is the reason why! No wonder you didn’t last long
Various leaks pouring out of the ground with no sign of any repairs for over a week in the GU8 area yet I still can’t use a hosepipe despite paying you extortionate amounts each year. Sort it out @thameswater
No wonder you’re going bust!
@Feargal_Sharkey
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This billboard wasn't allowed in public, so please don't look at it or retweet it. Thanks dutchbarn.com
And BTW @SW_Help why is it you tell us frequently that the heating/cooling can only been adjusted in the depot, but can suddenly now be changed at WAT? Another lie? Come on @Heidi_Labour get a bloody grip of the failing rail network! @swtrains_watch
Exactly this @SurreyCouncil
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Another disastrous day on @swr - 15.45 (leaves late & after 16.00) from WAT & then cuts out all stops from GLD-HSL. The 16.00 from WAT adds these stops in (don’t usually stop at these)! Now everyone stuck at GLD - thanks for useless planning! @Heidi_Labour @swtrains_watch
Read this @UKLabour
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Labour can:
- Call Tories 'scum'.
- Call Brexiteers 'worse than Nazis'.
- Say Farage flirted with the Hitler Youth.
- Compare Truss to a lettuce.
But the Tories are apparently 'classless' for pointing out Bridget Phillipson is a terrible Education Secretary? 🤔
#TwoTierLabour
Not a word from the useless @MayorofLondon on here re the #tubestrikes today! Bangs on about this city, but goes silent when it matters! #khanout
When will you get involved in your precious @SW_Help @Heidi_Labour - 2 weeks of chaos and not a word! You promote #GBR but get the basics right 1st- it’s a shambles and commuters should not pay for this awful service! Do your job or take a hike! We need action not photo shoots!